Alcohol may also persuade us that we have found the truth about life, a comforting experience rarely available in the sober hour. — Joan Acocella Copy Share Image
A glass of good wine is a gracious creature, and reconciles poor mortality to itself and that is what few things can… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
Just wondering on a scale from 1 to David Hasselhoff how drunk you were planning on getting this evening. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We must put together countries that produce drugs, countries that traffic, and countries that consume, and through this multilateral effort really stop… — Vicente Fox Copy Share Image
“When your smoking habit erases the antioxidant-boosting effects of eight hundred cups of kale, you know it's time to quit.” — Michael Greger Copy Share Image
I didn't have a sweet tooth, but I liked butter, and I liked sauces, and I liked wine... and curry... and cheeses. — Maeve Binchy Copy Share Image
It took me years after stopping the cocaine before I was able to enjoy a sunrise and enjoy the sound of birds. — Valerie Bertinelli Copy Share Image
“The aftereffects of confiding something you shouldn't have, almost as bad as a hangover.” — Malka Ann Older Copy Share Image
Of course, with agriculture came the first big civilizations, the first cities built of mud and brick, the first empires. And it… — Howard Rheingold Copy Share Image
There are, broadly speaking, two types of drinkers. There is the man whom we all know, stupid, unimaginative, whose brain is bitten… — Jack London Copy Share Image
Old books, old wine, old Nankin blue;- All things, in short, to which belong The charm, the grace that Time makes strong,… — Henry Austin Dobson Copy Share Image
The science is my passion, the policy work my social duty. I think there's no other issue in the world that causes… — Amanda Feilding Copy Share Image
Young people: I understand this is important to you, but as you be thinking about climate change, the economy and jobs, war… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
For us who live in cities Nature is not natural. Nature is supernatural. Just as monks watched and strove to get a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
For some obscure reason, some authorities seem bent on making the drinking of wine a ritual more complicated than chess. They have… — Craig Claiborne Copy Share Image
The best cure for a hangover is something one straight man can't do for another straight man. — Ben Affleck Copy Share Image
“I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me” — Randy Kagan Copy Share Image
How to Drink Like a Gentleman: The Things to Do and the Things Not To, as Learned in 30 Years' Extensive Research. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Smoking marijuana before engaging in sexual intercourse enhances the experience by over 70%. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cigarettes are pretty much my worst vice, and I even stopped smoking for 20 years. I spend most of my free time… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
“Drinking released me from the suffocating fear, the feelings of inadequacy, and the nagging voices at the back of my head that… — Alcoholics Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm watching my TV and a man comes on to tell me, how white my shirts can be. Well, he can't be… — The Rolling Stones Copy Share Image
“He looked as if he had been beaten to death with a wine bottle, but by doing it with the contents of… — Richard Brautigan Copy Share Image
I realised that not every time I was drinking I got in trouble, but every time I was in trouble I'd been… — Mat Fraser Copy Share Image
We ["Mary and Jane"] did not want to be a weed show, like it is a bunch of people sitting around smoking. — Harry Elfont Copy Share Image
“The plain truth is that Adam Eget is an alcoholic and that’s why he doesn’t drink. Me, I’m not an alcoholic and… — Norm Macdonald Copy Share Image
I think the British have the distinction above all other nations of being able to put new wine into old bottles without… — Clement Attlee Copy Share Image
I am not in favor of imposing happiness on people. Everyone has a right to his bad wine, to his stupidity, and… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“For the home winemaker at the crush stage, it's enough to shoot for 50 ppm (SO2) for reds and 70 ppm for… — Jeff Cox Copy Share Image
Wine has lit up for me the pages of literature, and revealed in life romance lurking in the commonplace. — Duff Cooper Copy Share Image
And I'm so high I could fuck around and grow wings. And we sipping on something purpler than Soul Plane. — Asap Rocky Copy Share Image
I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't lay around with guys I don't know. But some how no one cares about… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't get drunk, I get a little happy on rare occasion, and I'm probably dancing if I'm that happy. — Susan Rice Copy Share Image
Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard… — Marian Burros Copy Share Image
Being hydrated is a key thing for a singer, especially if you're spending three hours on stage five nights a week, and… — Chris de Burgh Copy Share Image
Port is not for the very young, the vain and the active. It is the comfort of age and the companion of… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
Blessed are the meth drinkers, pot sellers, illusion dwellers. Oh Lord, why have you forsaken me? — Simon And Garfunkel Copy Share Image
I tried heroin. I shot up in high school, but I just thought it was so dreary: puking and nodding. — John Waters Copy Share Image
“I wish I could get drunk and do useful things without remembering -like finishing a book, or cleaning the tub.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image