“The secret, my friend? Everything is an addiction. Just some addictions get called hobbies.” — Nuclear Circus Copy Share Image
A perfect martini should be made by filling a glass with gin then waving it in the general direction of Italy. — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
We have tax revenue that's going to allow us to look in a much more comprehensive way at intervening in addiction. — John Hickenlooper Copy Share Image
As in the case of wines that improve with age, the oldest friendships ought to be the most delightful. — Marcus Tullius Cicero Copy Share Image
I quit drinking, so I can think clear. When you have chop trouble, drinking doesn't help the healing process. — Freddie Hubbard Copy Share Image
I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink. — Guy Debord Copy Share Image
What stops you killing yourself when you're intoxicated out of your mind is the thought that once you're dead you won't be… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
Buying a Ferrari is like buying Château Pétrus if you like fine wines. It's the safe choice. — Nick Mason Copy Share Image
We started seven years ago and finally released our first vintage in March. It's an '07 vintage from Walla Walla, which is… — Drew Bledsoe Copy Share Image
Millennials aren't looking for a hipper Christianity. We're looking for a truer Christianity, a more authentic Christianity. Like every generation before ours… — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
I don't believe that weed is a drug. I believe its herbal medicine. I'll smoke that occasionally and I definitely back marijuana… — Christofer Drew Copy Share Image
What you do... is you light all three ends at the same, and the smoke converges, creating a trifecta of joint-smoking power.… — Pineapple Express Copy Share Image
God damn! Drug dealers dealin' to the kiddies, Livin' in the city ain't no pity on the itty-bitty. We try to cry,… — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks?… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Ive been in a lot of trouble. Ive been arrested a bunch of times. I fucked around for a while, so now… — Shia Labeouf Copy Share Image
“Luke dug up a bottle of port from the Citizen's dusty Cask of Amontillado wine cellar, and took turns sipping from the… — April Genevieve Tucholke Copy Share Image
“Turn off your phone, asshole! Some of us have hangovers! Raegan yelled from her bedroom.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Follow me and do exactly what the song says, smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people, and drink, and jump… — Eminem Copy Share Image
I drink, you drink. Hell, if marijuana was legal, I'd appear in a commercial for that too. — Billy Dee Williams Copy Share Image
Marijuana prohibition is just the stupidest law possible…Jus t legalize it and tax it like we do liquor. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
If strippers can be called exotic dancers, then drug dealers should be called exotic pharmacist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Usually when I see Matthew [McConaughey] at a show, he'll be down in front with his shirt off with two beers just… — Ian Astbury Copy Share Image
The whole business of smoking is like forcing yourself to wear tight shoes just to get the pleasure of taking them off. — Allen Carr Copy Share Image
Of all things known to mortals, wine is the most powerful and effectual for exciting and inflaming the passions of mankind, being… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
“A man may take to drink because he feels himself a failure, but then fail all the more completely because he drinks.” — George Orwell Copy Share Image
Italian wines don't have to be expensive to be good. It is absolutely ridiculous that people feel that have to spend a… — Gino D'Acampo Copy Share Image
Marijuana is illegal but has never caused any deaths from usage, Cigarettes kills millions & they are legal... Makes sense. — Maicy Rasmus Copy Share Image
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
It means I wake up to sunshine every morning, and I can afford to drink better wine at night. But I haven't… — Ashley Jensen Copy Share Image
James, the brother of the Lord ... was holy from his mother's womb; and he drank no wine nor strong drink, nor… — Hegesippus Copy Share Image
The real problem with all drugs is that they work. Fantastically. They're great, right up until the moment they kill you. — Aaron Sorkin Copy Share Image
I asked a coughing friend of mine why he doesn't stop smoking. 'In this town it wouldn't do any good,' he explained.… — Robert Sylvester Copy Share Image
“Only drunks stare at statues … I never liked the statues keeping vigil, primarily because they were too close to life.” — Amit Chaudhuri Copy Share Image
Second is the way of the merchant. The wine maker obtains his ingredients and puts them to use to make his living.… — Miyamoto Musashi Copy Share Image
May I suggest a drinking game where everytime I do a ridiculously long awkward blink, someone does a shot of some kind… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
“Devils and whores. It is bad luck to talk of such things without a drink in your hand.” — David Krae Copy Share Image
Wine takes away reason, engenders insanity, leads to thousands of crimes, and imposes such an enormous expense on nations. — Pliny the Elder Copy Share Image
I am thoroughly satisfied that smoking is detrimental to the intelligence of Australians who I notice now are beginning to look sickly,… — King O'Malley Copy Share Image
Since this is the age of science, not religion, psychiatrists are our rabbis, heroin is our pork, and the addict is the… — Thomas Szasz Copy Share Image
Medical marijuana users are now lobbying for the right to carry firearms. Because no one is a better shot than a stoned… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image