One more drink and you're dead. This is no way to talk to a suicide head. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned the only thing to do is sit in a room and get drunk — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“If you can't find a Bowmore to fall in love with, you may have to consider very seriously the possibility that you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put your right hand up, put your left hand up. Right hand got a blunt, left hand got a cup. — Remy Ma Copy Share Image
“Oh, that most helpless and shameful of times in the life of my people, the time from dawn until the liquor stores… — Venedikt Erofeev Copy Share Image
We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don't take trips on LSD. We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street,… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
I edit out the bad stuff and deliver the good stuff. Seventy-five percent of all wine is awful. — Peter Morrell Copy Share Image
“Most leave the womb intoxicated by a cup that’s been meticulously measured out but when agitated some will sober and they are… — Jason Versey Copy Share Image
Marriage is like a fine aged wine. It has to endure its Time of Fermenting before its full-bodied Flavor and Bouquetcan be… — Mary Summer Rain Copy Share Image
You the captain, I'm the crunch you got that dinner, I got the lunch. Hit the weed, pass the blunts. Your eyes… — Master P Copy Share Image
If one must drink, then let one drink thrice a month, for more is bad. If one gets drunk twice a month,… — Genghis Khan Copy Share Image
Any of us are capable of doing things we're not proud of under the wrong kind of stresses. Anyone can become a… — Bill James Copy Share Image
As a cure for worrying, work is far better than whiskey. I always found that, if I began to worry, the best… — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
If ever we are going to be made into wine, we will have to be crushed; you cannot drink grapes. Grapes become… — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
If there's a problem, we at Wine Library never tell ourselves that once we handle this issue, we'll never have to deal… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
When I first caught sight of (Mount Shasta) over the braided folds of the Sacramento Valley I was fifty miles away and… — John Muir Copy Share Image
Marijuana was made illegal because of William Randolph Hearst, the big newspaper guy. He owned thousands of acres of timberland and he… — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
I want a drink. I want fifty drinks. I want a bottle of the purest, strongest, most destructive, most poisonous alcohol on… — James Frey Copy Share Image
I should have done it years ago. It's amazing I didn't even want cigarettes anymore. — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
You sittin in back drinkin V Vick Lico. The Roselito, you know how we do. — Swizz Beatz Copy Share Image
What's the point of having a book club if you don't get to eat brownies and drink wine? — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Is there any problem that a bottle of wine and peanut butter can't solve? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
“Or rather, he stood at a slight tilt induced by the wine, a sort of 12:02.” — Amor Towles Copy Share Image
I cant decide if the drinks are too weak or if my tolerance is too strong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
