“It's interesting how interesting uninteresting people get after a few drinks.” — Stuart Blythe Copy Share Image
“That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that?” — Warren Ellis Copy Share Image
“Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer” — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
It took me years after stopping the cocaine before I was able to enjoy a sunrise and enjoy the sound of birds. — Valerie Bertinelli Copy Share Image
What if the Church and the State Are the mob that howls at thedoor! Wine shall run thick to the end, Bread… — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Wine sets even a thoughtful man to singing, or sets him into softly laughing, sets him to dancing. Sometimes it tosses out… — Homer Copy Share Image
There's nothing quite like tobacco: it's the passion of decent folk, and whoever lives without tobacco doesn't deserve to live. — Moliere Copy Share Image
Nice tights," I snorted. Or I tried to snort, anyway. I'm not exactly sure how, though people in books are always doing… — Rebecca Stead Copy Share Image
“Enemy are your friends"... YOOU ARE FUCKING DRUNK... THIS CONCLUSION IS FUCKING WRONG.” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
I swear alcohol always has to be involved for people to have a good time. Its kinda sad cause I have great… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think it's wrong the way they criminalize herb. There are many more uses than just smoking. Beneficial to mankind. — Ziggy Marley Copy Share Image
The source of sexual power is curiosity, passion. You are watching its little flame die of asphyxiation. Sex does not thrive on… — Anais Nin Copy Share Image
This song of mine Is a song of the vine To be sung by the glowing embers Of wayside inns, When the… — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
I don't approve of anyone smoking cigarettes, most of all, my daughter. I don't smoke, that's just an accessory. She smoked that… — Madonna Copy Share Image
“He drank no hard liquor but loved wine, taking perhaps three glasses a day.42 He did not smoke. When he received gifts… — Jon Meacham Copy Share Image
Suddenly the drunken sweetheart appeared out of my door. She drank a cup of ruby wine and sat by my side. Seeing… — Rumi Copy Share Image
In my day, we didn't have the cocaine, so we went out and knocked somebody over the head and took the money.… — Barry White Copy Share Image
Just take it a day at a time. If you think, "I'm never drinking again in my life," you're setting yourself up… — Ryan Montgomery Copy Share Image
But the gospel doesn't need a coalition devoted to keeping the wrong people out. It needs a family of sinners, saved by… — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
At first I thought, beer's nasty. Then I found IPAs. They're delicious. — Michael Chandler Copy Share Image
There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard Copy Share Image
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart Copy Share Image
I'm not a drunk anymore, but since they cut out my tongue, I sound drunk. — Eddie Van Halen Copy Share Image
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night. — Gretchen Wilson Copy Share Image
“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems” — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Unless I specifically inform you otherwise, I'm always smoking another cigarette. — Martin Amis Copy Share Image