“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“How am I a criminal for using marijuana. It is criminal I'm considered a criminal.” — Aaron J Copy Share Image
I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that. — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I thought Alchemists avoided alcohol the same way they do primary colors. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
There are two reasons for drinking: one is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty,… — Thomas Love Peacock Copy Share Image
“Well hello, honey, I've been out boozing and whoring. I know, my priorities are pretty off.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Wine is the refined jewel that only a grown woman will prefer to the sparkling trinkets adored by little girls.” — Muriel Barbery Copy Share Image
“More wine?” Tyrion asked him. “I should not object,” Lord Janos said, holding out his cup. He was built like a keg,… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana. — Melissa Etheridge Copy Share Image
Uh, I'm feeling so throwed. I done had this drink since I was 15 and now I'm finally getting on. Told you… — Kirko Bangz Copy Share Image
My father smoked cigars his whole life, and my husband once in a while does. And when he does, it reminds me… — Angela Ahrendts Copy Share Image
They think actors are freaks - that we're a lot of drunks who party all the time and never work. Well, I… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
“The scent of wine rising from my grave will be so strong that it will intoxicate passers-by. There will be such an… — Omar Khayyám Copy Share Image
It is with artworks as it is with wine: it is much better when we do not need either one, when we… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
The no alcohol, it's opened up a lot of things for me. I've really faced my demons. I've sat. I've been alone.… — Jeremy Stephens Copy Share Image
“Indeed, the panic of white slavery lives on in our politics today. Black workers suffer, something in nature has gone awry. And… — Ta-Nehisi Coates Copy Share Image
To work a vineyard, you need a lot of guts to do that. To go out there and work all year, you… — Thomas Muster Copy Share Image
Anti-smoking sentiment has replaced middle-class morality entirely. The smoker has taken the place of the homosexual. Today you hear people say things… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I also had my own addiction to cocaine and heroin in my 20s. I knew that it was driven not by the… — Maia Szalavitz Copy Share Image
If an important decision is to be made, they [the Persians] discuss the question when they are drunk, and the following day… — Herodotus Copy Share Image
The plan was to drink until the pain over but whats worse, the pain or the hangover? — Kanye West Copy Share Image
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Addiction is not a fact of life but a description about how we are choosing to live. — Paul Pearsall Copy Share Image
It's Friday you aint got no job you aint got shit to do I'm gone get you high tonight — Author Name Copy Share Image
I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
What you know about champagne every night. Bad bitches everywhere, Barry White. — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager. — Bender (The Cartoon Character Copy Share Image
I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
“It's very difficult to look completely sober even when you are completely sober.” — Edward Southgate Copy Share Image