Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk! DUDE! You were begging my sponge for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just hope that one day - preferably when we’re both blind drunk - we can talk about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for complimenting the tan I achieved by passing out hungover on a towel. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A medium Vodka dry Martiniwith a slice of lemon peel. Shaken and not stirred, please. I would prefer Russianor Polish vodka. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice...What about having a hot friend on a cold… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stoners live, Stoners die, in the end we all get high, If in life you dont succeed, forget them all and smoke… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Four states account for one-third of all U.S. breweries — California, Washington, Colorado and Oregon, according to the Beer Institute, the beer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the wine drinker has a deep gentleness in him, he will show that when drunk. But if he has hidden anger… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do we want to test people for drugs and alcohol? Why don't we test them from stupidity, illiteracy and avarice? The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry you're having trouble determining if your nausea and vomiting are from the flu or your horrible drinking problem. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The pope, speaking to participants at a drug enforcement conference in Rome, said that even limited steps to legalize recreational drugs “are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its a new drug thats becoming more potent by the day floating around and got people mind gone worse than crack its… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Could man be drunk for ever With liquor, love, or fights, Lief should I rouse at morning And lief lie down of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Most of the profit from a box of Swisher Sweets doesn’t go to the company that manufactures them or the store owner… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let us have wine and woman, mirth and laughter, Sermons and soda water the day after. Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The similarities between street drug abuse and psychotropic prescription drug use are disturbing. Both types are toxic. Both can cause psychosis, damage… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A glass of wine or beer at the age of 14 can lead to binge drinking, say scientists. Early alcohol experience is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To truly quit alcohol, you must first gather all your empty bottles, arrange them in a perfect pyramid under a full moon,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
