Buggery was invented to fill that awkward hour between evensong and cocktails. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If drug dealers make so much money, why do they still live with their mothers?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To take wine into our mouths is to savor a droplet of the river of human history. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time. I'm so fed up with these stupid 'alcoholic' jokes being aimed toward me by the people I care about most...I need… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I smoke to get rid of the pain, to forget where my life went wrong. Then I wake to find nothing has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 6: If someone buys you a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rest assured your drunken comments at the office holiday party can't be any more awkward than your sober comments in meetings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont care if my family thinks I have a drinking problem. The unicorn who visits me in the night time says… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
they may all be drunk at my place, but they're all honest, and though we do lie-because I lie, too-in the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real friend knows when to listen, when to stop listening, when to talk, when to stop talking, when to pour wine,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I was, as the prophet said, hungering and thirsting for righteousness. I found it at the eternal and material core of Christianity:… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The city?" Tyrion was lost. "What city would that be?" "King's Landing. I am sending you to court." It was the last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He pushed himself to his feet. “Don’t lie, Sansa. I am malformed, scarred, and small, but…” she could see him groping “…abed,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred. "Six years to the day we met, Harry,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To wash and rinse our souls of their age-old sorrows,We drained a hundred jugs of wine.A splendid night it was . .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Live in rooms full of light. Avoid heavy food. Be moderate in the drinking of wine. Take massage, baths, exercise, and gymnastics.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable. Never drink when you are wretched without it, or you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without you the instruments would die. One sits close beside you. Another takes a long kiss. The tambourine begs, Touch my skin… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a man called Christmas Day a mere hypocritical excuse for drunkenness and gluttony, that would be false, but it would have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
