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It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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I want to say a little something that's long overdue, the disrespect to women has got to be through. To all the… — Adam Yauch Copy Share Image
I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving… — Will Smith Copy Share Image
The mass of the people commence life with no other capital than the union of head, hearts and hands. To the benefit… — Ernestine Rose Copy Share Image
Sometimes in life, mutual respect becomes most important, and giving due respect to our relationship, Komal and I have amicably decided to… — Himesh Reshammiya Copy Share Image
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This book was written in those long hours I spent waiting for my wife to get dressed to go out. And if… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
In Washington, we had a grieving President Wilson, very, very much a lonely, grieving man. He had lost his wife of many… — Erik Larson Copy Share Image
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