Wife Quotes · Page 68

I can't decide if I'm a hippie or elegant older woman, a farmer's wife, a crazy person.

— Elizabeth Berg

One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much.

— Aaron Spelling

My wife works odd hours as a journalist for breakfast radio.

— Alex Horne

“If I was your wife, I would poison your coffee." "Madam, if I was your husband, I would drink it!”

— Lady Astor and Winston Churchill

“A man and wife should see the best in each other, should work together, should enjoy each other.”

— Gena Showalter

Now let's try that again. Ask my wife nice, and maybe I'll let you sleep in the same bed as your teeth…

— Cindy Gerard

Men of sense, whatever you may choose to say, do not want silly wives.

— Jane Austen

My first priority is to my wife, as hers is to me, and to our child.

— Iain Glen

A husband can commit no greater blunder than to discuss his wife, if she is virtuous, with his mistress; unless it be…

— Honore de Balzac

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she…

— Rodney Dangerfield

I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have…

— Nick Thune

They see me as being this Super Mom on TV who also can more than handle a difficult husband, and they assume…

— Patricia Richardson

How wonderful are the women and men in the world who feed us. Especially those who feed us with no salary. The…

— Katharine Hepburn

I'm pretty lazy. My wife always says, "you're the laziest, most successful Olympian I've ever seen." How does that make sense? Honestly,…

— Michael Phelps

Stephen Fry is a master exponent of the English tongue. Some people might think that he is the most irritating man in…

— David Tang

We broke through the feminine mystique and women who were wives, mothers and housewives began to find themselves as people. That didn't…

— Betty Friedan

“If I can’t be your love, then let me be a simple brooch so I may rest a while against your chest.…

— Kamand Kojouri

It's many things that she had to deal with, and she got to the point where [my wife] didn't know what to…

— John Carlos

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our…

— Bill Engvall

Horses (thou say'st) and asses men may try, And ring suspected vessels ere they buy; But wives, a random choice, untried they…

— Alexander Pope

I'm smart enough to know when I've done something wrong, but I don't understand this. Guys are beating their wives, getting DUIs…

— Terrell Owens

I met my darling wife Wilnelia in 1980 when we were on the judging panel for the Miss World contest at the…

— Bruce Forsyth

The tendency is to think if you are a professional woman, it's because you've turned your back on the traditional side. The…

— Lucille Roybal-Allard

I know a lot of people that have lost siblings, and it's not really discussed as much. I feel like you talk…

— Bridget Everett

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

— James H. Boren

Every wife is a 'Mistress' of her Husband. 'Miss' for one year and 'Stress' for rest of the life.

— Thegr81

You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.

— Benjamin Franklin

Apart from my parents and coach Tarak Sinha, my wife has been a big support, and so has been my two daughters.

— Shikhar Dhawan

If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance.

— Augustus

“He sat up, going still. “Am I wearing a wife-beater, Lizvetta?” He gaped down. “Oh, come on!”

— Kresley Cole

I am a good wife, so I think we need to live where my husband is working.

— Kristine Opolais

Anything a wife should do, I'm terrible at. Anything a mistress should do, I'll try.

— Tori Amos

I have an amazing wife and three daughters that always keep me motivated.

— Anonymous

“A man must be faithful to God, so he can be faithful to his wife.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

I don't want my wife to sleep with anyone but me, and I want to give her the same respect.

— Elijah Martin

The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom.

— Jason Thomas

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

— Georgette Heyer

Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.

— Hector Hugh Munro

One shouldn't be too inquisitive in life Either about God's secrets or one's wife.

— Geoffrey Chaucer

You know what a wifey means? It's like your other half. Like when you get married, like, that's your wife!

— Rita Ora