Our's is a big family - My wife, mother, brother and three sisters and I all live together. — Raghava Lawrence Copy Share Image
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean? — Chris Martin Copy Share Image
I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I don't have a mortgage, I don't have a wife and I don't have kids, so I'm quite happy bumbling along. — Rory McCann Copy Share Image
You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite. — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
When I told my wife she was lousy in bed - she went out - she got a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
So far as I am concerned, I could not be accused of having set eyes, or having wished to set eyes, upon… — Alexander the Great Copy Share Image
My wife thinks I'm a narcissist, but I just think it's hilarious going on YouTube and seeing these covers. There are so… — Charles Kelley Copy Share Image
One spelling mistake can destroy your life. a husband sent his wife this I'm having a very wonderful time, I wish you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If you are in a tournament, you have to think of yourself - you can't think of your wife or children -… — Judit Polgar Copy Share Image
If I sold all my liabilities, I wouldn't own anything. My wife's a liability, my kids are liabilities, and I haven't sold… — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
England is, after all, the land where children are beaten, wives and babies bashed, football hooligans crunch, and Miss Whip and Miss… — Colin MacInnes Copy Share Image
The balancing act of motherhood and a career, and being a wife, is something that I don't think I'll ever perfect, but… — Kerri Walsh Copy Share Image
My wife was the first art collector in the family, and I didn't become interested until around 1973. The first important artwork… — Eli Broad Copy Share Image
Without (my wife) Laurie, I would never be here right now, I know that. I would either be in a coffin, or… — Art Pepper Copy Share Image
I believe in sisters marrying brothers, and brothers having their sisters for wives... This is something pertaining to our marriage relation. The… — Brigham Young Copy Share Image
On Hillary Clinton, who was an ardent Goldwater supporter in 1964: 'If he'd let his wife run business, I think he'd be… — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
I was always hurting to some extent, but never really cared about it. Now, I do care, because I have a reason… — Shawn Michaels Copy Share Image
I dated a guy and he liked me but I didn't like him. I went through his wardrobe and cleaned out his… — Patti Stanger Copy Share Image
If I hadn't got into comedy, I wouldn't have met Abbey, my wife, and I wouldn't have my two girls, and the… — Robert Webb Copy Share Image
I can walk into someone's house, kiss their wife, sit down at their table, and eat their dinner. I can lift a… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
One thing is certain: for many of those who came back from WWII, the music of Frank Sinatra was no consolation for… — Pete Hamill Copy Share Image
A husband is a man who wishes he had as much fun when he goes on business trips as his wife thinks… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
My wife and I had been trying a while to have a baby. We tried a bunch of things - so we… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Universities hire professors the way some men choose wives - they want the ones the others will admire. — Morris Kline Copy Share Image
My father was a pastor, my mother was the quintessential pastor's wife. — Heather Headley Copy Share Image
I've had a phenomenal life. I have a phenomenal God that I serve. I have a phenomenal wife. — Michael Chandler Copy Share Image
The only time some fellows are seen with their wives is after they're indicted. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond Copy Share Image
You cannot be the perfect wife, the perfect mother, and the perfect actor all at the same time. — Blythe Danner Copy Share Image
“He had loved her as much as a man can love his wife, and so nothing more need be said.” — John Connolly Copy Share Image
My wife and I do not argue. We communicate. We talk. But we've never fought in our entire relationship. — Aaron Paul Copy Share Image
How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex? — Mary Astell Copy Share Image
