My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals. — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa. — John Benjamin Hickey Copy Share Image
Great artists are modest almost as seldom as they are faithful to their wives. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
In love the heavens themselves do guide the state; Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I am shy. I was unable to say I love you to my wife, unable to propose, so I am that shy. — Gurmeet Choudhary Copy Share Image
There's a lot more historical baggage to deal with as a wife than as a partner. — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“...there’s few on Earth as can cut a man deeper than his childless wife.” — Craig Russell Copy Share Image
Working in film, if you work with great directors, you learn that after every take you must let go. Sitting with my… — Ben Kingsley Copy Share Image
If I could have married my wife and been a sports writer for the past 30 years, I wouldn't be sitting here… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I have a very down-to-earth father. My wife is an actress and famous herself is more down-to-earth than anyone I know. — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
Mad with the love of a wife for her husband... sing for the Most High sing for no other. We are all… — Trevor Hall Copy Share Image
I share a great bond with Kapil bhai. I may not talk to anyone else but I definitely talk to Kapil and… — Bharti Singh Copy Share Image
A Saudi Arabian prince has said that oil may never again rise above $100 a barrel. He said it's gotten so bad… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
My wife and I have been together for 11 years, and seven of those married. We got married on 07/07/07. We support… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
It's not in my nature to chop people's heads off, per se, or rob a bank or any crazy thing I've done… — Bokeem Woodbine Copy Share Image
To ensure that no one gained an advantage over anyone else, commercial law [in the 14th century] prohibited innovation in tools or… — Barbara Tuchman Copy Share Image
I have the disadvantage of not being sociable. Wall Street men are fond of company and sport. A man makes one hundred… — Jay Gould Copy Share Image
Having been away from you offical duties," Arch said as the Miller's hand lowered to his side, "you might not have hearc,… — Frank Beddor Copy Share Image
I can't say the connection is one I've made consciously, but quitting drinking allowed me to be less selfish. My wife would… — Andy Daly Copy Share Image
I remember desperately trying to convince my wife that what I was believing was real - that I was being followed, that… — Scott Stapp Copy Share Image
Somebody was saying to Picasso that he ought to make pictures of things the way they are-objective pictures. He mumbled that he… — Gregory Bateson Copy Share Image
Fifteen hundred years ago, Constantine, who murdered his own wife and children, started the Christian religion. — Charles Chilton Moore Copy Share Image
My wife and I started a breeding program where we breed American quarter horses. — Brady Jandreau Copy Share Image
“Love, they said, burns you and builds you. But with you, there’s no ash. Just light.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye. — Max Miller Copy Share Image
And I, Nephi, took one of the daughters of Ishmael to wife.' Well Mr. Go-And-Do just went and did! — John Bytheway Copy Share Image
“He was an anarchist, though he never got into any trouble about it, except with his wife.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Oh well, I will say here, knowing each man, let you find a good wife too, and love her as hard as… — Robert Creeley Copy Share Image
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
“I spent all night weaving a poem for you to wear. You look so beautiful when you wear my light.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
My wife wanted me to keep playing until I was 50. She thought it would be unique to play that long. — George Blanda Copy Share Image
My wife and I lived in Chicago for two months, and we went to a lot of great restaurants. — Frank Vincent Copy Share Image
My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here? — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
The only thing I've ever wanted in my life is to be a mom and a wife. — Missy Peregrym Copy Share Image
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