Wife Quotes · Page 62

I told my doctor I think my wife has VD. He gave himself a shot of penicillin.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife, Katey Sagal, has transformed herself from a sitcom cartoon to a dramatic powerhouse.

— Kurt Sutter

Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?.

— Lord Byron

When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.

— Dave Pelzer

I'm happy with the life I'm making for my wife and son. That's the most important thing.

— Michael Chandler

As I grow older I spend more time with my wife, and gradually my interest in the woman's world is growing.

— Park Chan-wook

I have two kids and they were by no means blank slates. One is exactly like me, one is exactly like my…

— Curt Smith

Having a cheating wife is a concern that haunts many men in relationships. Just the thought of your lady putting her paws…

— Anonymous

I went on tour with Ricky Skaggs and his wife, Sharon White, and the White Family in 2015. It was fantastic. They're…

— Ry Cooder

I've changed my life in a lot of ways. I'm a mom, a wife, and a Christian. Some of the things I…

— Cheryl James

I have a habit of collecting all my old stuff. I still have all my old clothes and old cars, but my…

— Chunky Pandey

I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table…

— Raul Julia

The general rule is to not jump into moving in with whoever you're nutty for. But, you know, I was in a…

— Jim Parrack

My third album, that will definitely be about this little girl and the process of watching your wife get pregnant. It's crazy.

— Andy Grammer

It was not the house that grew dull, but I that grew dull in it. My wife was better than all women,…

— Anonymous

In the long run wives are to be paid in a peculiar coin — consideration for their feelings. As it usually turns…

— Elizabeth Hardwick

You have not looked at the poor woman for years, for the simple reason that marriage makes things so certain. Marriage makes…

— Rajneesh

The revelations which Joseph Smith has given to this people were given to him by Jesus Christ, the Savior of the world;…

— Heber C. Kimball

If I have a fever, I take a Crocin but my wife calls a doctor, my mother calls a doctor. Similarly, investing…

— Rakesh Jhunjhunwala

The most important difference between these early American families and our own is that early families constituted economic unitsin which all members,…

— Kenneth Keniston

There is not a manufacturer or tradesman in existence, who would not employ a man who takes a reasonable degree of pride…

— Charles Dickens

I married my Japanese wife Mayumi who I'm so happy with, she's been so supportive. I live part time in Japan at…

— Terry Bozzio

I try to sit down at night before they go to bed and read the Bible with them and do little devotionals…

— Andy Pettitte

My wife is a classically trained piano player, and she also orchestrates.

— Atticus Ross

A wife loves out of duty, and duty leads to constraint, and constraint kills desire.

— Jean Giraudoux

I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife.

— Nancy Travis

I've come to the horrible realization that my wife has too much self-respect.

— Anonymous

If ever wife was happy in a man, compare with me, ye women if you can.

— Anne Bradstreet

The focus on my wife and my children, it really helps me make sense of the music side of it somehow.

— Chris Cornell

My wife is from Copenhagen and her father has been a huge Liverpool supporter since the early 1960s.

— Aaron Dessner

My wife told me if there is any rumors about me, it better be about politics and not about my social life.

— Lou Holtz

I'm a mom and a real person and a wife and doing the best that I can.

— Ketanji Brown Jackson

We don't wife our husbands and we don't child our parents.

— Alison Gopnik

Three things are men most likely to be cheated in, a horse, a wig, and a wife.

— Benjamin Franklin

I constantly catch myself saying, 'My fiancee, Linda. Wait no - wife.'

— Drew Scott

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.

— Oliver Goldsmith

O wretched is the dame, to whom the sound, "Your lord will soon return," no phrase brings.

— Charles Robert Maturin

A wifes advice is not worth much, but woe to the husband who refuses to take it.

— Vikrant Parsai

First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife.

— Jay Mohr