Wife Quotes · Page 61

My parents didn't have the opportunities that my wife and I have now, from a quality of life standpoint.

— Derek Fisher

If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck

— Jeff Foxworthy

Happy wife, happy life. I think every man learns that quick. Really quick.

— Chad Kroeger

I'm a very famous wife but I'm still plodding along in my career.

— Dana Reeve

My youngest is 26, and so I hardly remember life not being a father, but my wife and I were hands on-parents.

— Timothy B. Schmit

No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out.

— Oscar Wilde

I was a very good friend of Rajiv Gandhi, and I had affection for Sonia as his wife.

— Subramanian Swamy

“Will you say yes, pretty girl? Will you let me make you my wife?”

— Lesley Jones

Someday there is going to be a book about a middle-aged man with a good job, a beautiful wife and two lovely…

— Bill Vaughan

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

— Hemant Joshi

I told her you are a love of my life and one day you gonna be my wife and we are gonna…

— Cheryl Cole

I have always maintained that the only group I belong to consists of my family, my wife Lily, my mother, my sons…

— Ariel Sharon

I can make a damn pork chop. My best dish is actually lasagna, which I do a couple times a year. My…

— Ed Harris

I've been in perfect health and perfectly happy all my life. I don't take any pills; I just get up, clean up…

— T.C. Boyle

My wife and I now live in the summers in northern Michigan in an environment which is wonderfully conducive to research, and…

— Douglass North

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of…

— Anonymous

I like to be surrounded by books. My wife Evelyn has a Ph.D. in comparative literature, so we have a lot of…

— David Chipperfield

I worked in the book publishing business for nearly two decades before I turned my attention to writing, first with a couple…

— Chris Pavone

When I was right out of college, I felt competitive with some of the guys in my class over career stuff. It's…

— Aaron Staton

My wife and I have now founded Lavender Pictures. If one has one's own company, there are very few surprises, but there's…

— Ben Kingsley

I would suppose I learned how to write when I was very young indeed. When I read a child's book about the…

— James A. Michener

A western buckaroo, I share his scorn for people who go camping by the book, relying on the authority of some half-assed…

— Wallace Stegner

David Fincher is a longtime friend. As a director, my wife had worked with him as a makeup artist when he would…

— Anthony Edwards

I was nobody; I showed up to sparring in a white wife beater and Hawaiian shorts. I had plimsolls; I didn't have…

— Dillian Whyte

“Every relationship that has hit a crossroads has asked, “What is it that you want from me?”

— Shannon L. Alder

I got a beautiful wife and beautiful, healthy children, and that's really all you can ask for.

— Christian Laettner

Obviously, having a wife and a daughter is a huge responsibility.

— Will Grier

My wife's family lives up in South Carolina, so we go back and forth quite a bit up there.

— Jon Lester

The wife carries the husband on her face; the husband carries the wife on his clothes.

— Vikrant Parsai

I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.

— Les Dawson

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife.

— Alan Arkin

If you raise your daughter as a diamond, she will become a glass as a wife.

— Vikrant Parsai

Don't ever give a room for another man to makes your wife smile.

— LAMIDI AFEEZ ABIODUN

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

— Pat Robertson

Jefferson Pierce is the epitome of what black men are: He loves his wife, his children, and the community.

— Salim Akil

I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that…

— Mike Ness

“A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

— Jeff Foxworthy

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

— Honore de Balzac