Wife Quotes · Page 65

“A man is little use when his wife’s a widow. Scottish proverb”

— Colin Dexter

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

— James Brown

I no longer have a Maserati - I now have children and a wife.

— Alexander Armstrong

Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to.

— Fougasse

The first year of marriage, you definitely get to throw the wife card out whenever you're mad.

— Jamie Lynn Spears

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

— Ray Romano

“Nobody would be quite as surprised as my wife, when I killed her.”

— Robert Bloch

Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.

— Benjamin Mancroft, 3rd Baron Mancroft

Women have a mother-nature and a daughter-nature; there are no women with a wife-nature. The quality of wife is an acquired character;…

— Lu Xun

I was gonna open a gym and was in negotiation to buy the gym I was working out at. It was a…

— Drew Waters

The greatest source of inspiration for me has been my wife; she is the love of my life, my best friend, and…

— Sebastian Roche

Gratitude to the Great Sky who holds billions of stars - and goes yet beyond that - beyond all powers, and thoughts…

— Gary Snyder

“Don’t let anyone sell you on the idea that anything (apart from the Lord Himself) is more important than your marriage. God…

— Elizabeth George

My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then,…

— Dana Gould

Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… .

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

If I wanted to see your emails or your wife's phone, all I have to do is use intercepts. I can get…

— Edward Snowden

A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate; sodomising the child…

— Ruhollah Khomeini

Rude contact with facts chased my visions and dreams quickly away, and in their stead I beheld the horrors, the corruption, the…

— Victoria Woodhull

In marriage we have a duty to God, our spuses, the world, and future generations. But we are sinners. A husband and…

— Mark Driscoll

“I used to be lost in us. Blurred were the lines that separated us. But now, I see our togetherness in our…

— Kamand Kojouri

Talking things over has its place in an organization [but] so-called conferences are being grossly overdone. One executive stops at the desk…

— B. C. Forbes

Joseph F. Smith probably authorized Apostles Clawson and Cowley to marry their plural wives after the second Manifesto of 1904, since he…

— D. Michael Quinn

On the three pigs he and his wife own: "We acquired the pigs last year. My wife was born on a pig…

— John Mortimer

I tend to do something for two years then move on to something new. Yoga, then biking, then weight lifting, then back…

— Brad Meltzer

A poor man who marries a rich woman is not his wife, but a ruler.

— Vikrant Parsai

Choose a friend as thou dost a wife, till death separate you.

— William Penn

A man loves his sweetheart the most,his wife the best, but his mother the longest.

— Anonymous

I wouldn't be anything without my wife Laura and my mum and dad who are all really there for me.

— Paddy Pimblett

I've got a home. I've got a wife. I've got everything I need.

— Jordan Burroughs

It's like when a guy gets a divorce from his wife. You part ways. That's what I did with The Beach Boys.

— Brian Wilson

My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.

— Bill Maher

My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely.

— Les Dawson

Badly off as the men...were in your day, they were more fortunate than their mothers and wives.

— Edward Bellamy

I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I'm on the right track.

— Gene Wilder

I wouldn't fart in front of my wife, and she wouldn't do it in front of me.

— Harry Redknapp

Animals generally return the love you lavish on them by a swift bite in passing-not unlike friends and wives.

— Gerald Durrell

My wife deals with real problems. My problems aren't problems - they're inconveniences.

— Scooter Braun

A loving wife is better than making 50 in cricket, or even 99, beyond that I will not go.

— James M. Barrie

When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.

— Richie Benaud

Nature meant me A wife, a silly, harmless, household dove, Fond without art, and kind without deceit.

— John Dryden