The parting of a husband and wife is like the cleaving of a heart; one half will flutter here, one there. — Alfred Lord Tennyson Copy Share Image
My wife and I try to have a date night once a week. We schedule them all in advance. — Nathan Blecharczyk Copy Share Image
Make her your girl, treat her like your last and make her your wife and keep away the past — Alex Garcia Copy Share Image
Now, I am thrilled to be a wife and mother, and I hope to be as good of a mother as my… — Kristi Yamaguchi Copy Share Image
It was not easy with a newborn, asking your wife to give up the family home and your security. — Heston Blumenthal Copy Share Image
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
In the life of husband and wife together, fatherhood and motherhood represent such a sublime "novelty" and richness as can only be… — Pope John Paul II Copy Share Image
“A man who respects his wife, does not sleep with other women. And a woman who respects herself does not allow her… — Courtney Giardina Copy Share Image
What am I grateful for? Aside from my own great life, you mean? I'm just grateful that my wife, and daughter, and… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
Let husbands know Their wives have sense like them. They see, and smell, And have their palates both for sweet and sour,… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
A father who is a chronic debtor, an adulterous mother, a beautiful wife, and an unlearned son are enemies in one's own… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
We learned sexual technique from our dog. He taught how to beg, and he taught my wife how to roll over and… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
A man goes into Boots and says: "Have you got any Viagra?" "Do you have a prescription?" asks the chemist. "No," he… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Not only, in strict truth, was marriage instituted for the propagation of the human race, but also that the lives of husbands… — Pope Leo XIII Copy Share Image
Had Adam tenderly reproved his wife, and endeavored to lead her to repentance instead of sharing in her guilt, I should be… — Sarah Moore Grimke Copy Share Image
Can the believing husband in Heaven be happy with his unbelieving wife in Hell? Can the believing father in Heaven be happy… — Jonathan Edwards Copy Share Image
The concern that some women show at the absence of their husbands, does not arise from their not seeing them and being… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
I got my shot at the movies. I love doing standup live. I didn't know what I wanted to do. I wanted… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
Donald Trump wouldn't work on paper. Obnoxious, crass, boastful, and vulgar, with garish tastes and a Stepford wife - as a fictional… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
When woman work outside the home and share breadwinning duties, couples are more likely to stay together. In fact, the risk of… — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
Behold your new mistress, my wife," he pronounced, "and know that when she bids you, I have bidden you. What service you… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
