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![“My mom [comes] to see my shows because she's so proud, but I'm talking about losing my virginity, my ex-wife and our sexual problems, and she's sitting in the front row smiling. I just go, "Mom, you can't sit in the front row, you can't smile. You have to go way in the back and dress in black. If…” quote by John Leguizamo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c3c/john-leguizamo-3025_black_my-mom-comes-to-see-my-shows-because-she_1768746.jpg)
![“It's good to be able to deal with it [anger] somehow other than drinking, fighting, crashing cars, hitting your kid, your wife, your husband, your whatever. Paintbrushes, pens, movie cameras, guitars, microphones, typewriters -- these are good things. Weights. These are positive ways, good ways to…” quote by Henry Rollins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/529/henry-rollins-170_able_it-s-good-to-be-able-to-deal-with-it-ang_951392.png)
![“[On her recently widowed father's much younger wife:] My father has been very busy in conjugating the verb to love, and I assure you he declines its moods and tenses inimitably.” quote by Abby May Alcott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7a0/abby-may-alcott-62027_busy_on-her-recently-widowed-father-s-much-yo_2360762.jpg)
