I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times.… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity. — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date… — Bryan Callen Copy Share Image
