If taking one-self seriously as a woman means committing to a life of grooming, pumicing, pruning and polishing one's exterior for the benefit of onlookers, then I may as well leave my unwieldy rucksack to the top of a bleak… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
However much I might have yearned to be one of The Beautiful Ones, particularly at those ghastly school discos, where any desperate attempt to impress the opposite sex lead to at best deep humiliation, I now feel extremely blessed that… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
People are obviously going to mention what I look like, but it's a shame it has to be a key part. I can't just… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I was deeply moved by this, moved by how tremendous it felt to be so simply trusted, and I found myself thinking about the… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I knew i would step back into having a faith at the centre of my life. I couldn't be bothered to question any more.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
There are some professions that culturally and sociologically take a long time to change, and because of that, there's still sexism in comedy audiences.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I do love to cry. I'll cry at the drop of a hat. I'll cry at your basic television programme, let alone a weepie.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“Time for an exercise, which I shall call 'Say It Out Loud With Miranda'. Please take a moment to sit back, breathe and intone:… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“A PICNIC IS NOT AN ADVENTURE! Excuse me, but at thirty-eight and over six foot, trying to sit cross-legged on the ground to eat… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“The only acceptable hobby, throughout all stages of life, is cookery. As a child: adorable baked items. Twenties: much appreciated spag bol and fry-ups.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon!… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
