It's Saturday. The toughest decision you need to make is bottle or draft. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's behave this weekend in a manner that would render it impossible for us to ever run for president. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best way to spend your weekend is by watching a horror movie and screaming louder than the characters in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spend some time this weekend on home improvement; improve your attitude toward your family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drink on Sundays to cope with the realization that I'm almost out of time to drink. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On a day when the wind is perfect, the sail just needs to open and the world is full of beauty. Today… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've decided to have a relaxing weekend at home since no one invited me to do anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Goals are like magnets. They'll attract the things that make them come true. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sitting at a movie theater & saying 'I wanna see that!' to every trailer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever had one of those weekends where all you do is have sex? Last night I was so sick of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the bad things you've encountered this week and have a great weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait to hang out with you this weekend before completely ditching you for a random hookup. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I gauge success in years, not weeks. The weekend box-office approach to book launches is short sighted and encourages crappy books. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm excited for the plans I made this weekend that I'm going to break once I remember I don't like having plans. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image