Weed Quotes · Page 33

I made some jokes about weed, got some laughs, made some more jokes, got some more laughs; next thing you know, I'm…

— Doug Benson

[Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting that the notorious photo of him smoking from a bong was a one-time lapse…

— Michael Phelps

Everything is a hero: A lighthouse which gives light to us; weeds that provide shelter to little insects; a water drop which…

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

Human beings have the remarkable ability to turn nothing into something. They can turn weeds into gardens and pennies into fortunes.

— Jim Rohn

The prestige of government has undoubtedly been lowered considerably by the prohibition law. For nothing is more destructive of respect for the…

— Albert Einstein

Our attitude towards plants is a singularly narrow one. If we see any immediate utility in a plant we foster it. If…

— Rachel Carson

....decay and disfavor came together as other parts of the coast were developed, and the canals became weed-clogged ditches breeding mosquitoes, and…

— Edward Bunker

Roll that blunt, like it's my last.

— Lil Wayne

It would be the greatest delight of the seraphs to pile up sand on the seashore or to pull weeds in a…

— Alphonsus Liguori

Willy wonka in my closet, all these flavors

— Wiz Khalifa

And weed's not a drug - that's denial

— Macklemore

Fighting clutter is like fighting weeds-the writer is always slightly behind,

— William Zinsser

Next and hardy annuals are the ones that never come up at all.

— Katharine Whitehorn

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve…

— Dave Barry

Federal and state laws (should) be changed to no longer make it a crime to possess marijuana for private use.

— Anonymous

I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.

— Alisa Gattus

The indignity of it!- With everything blooming above me, Lilies, pale-pink cyclamen, roses, Whole fields lovely and inviolate,- Me down in the…

— Theodore Roethke

Hoping they bury me with ammunition, weed, and shells. Just in case...

— Tupac Shakur

Good manners, Madam, are had these days not For your asking, nor mine, nor what-we-used-to-be's. The day is a loud grenade that…

— Allen Tate

Think I'll roll another number for the road

— Neil Young

Maybe it was a good thing that Bones was putting Don's remains away instead of me. With my current emotional state, I'd…

— Jeaniene Frost

You only see the top of a lily pad, but if you pull the lily pad out of the water, it has…

— Trevor Hall

I work very hard on the writing, writing and rewriting and trying to weed out the lumber.

— David McCullough

You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.

— David Letterman

Competition is a tough weed, not a delicate flower.

— George Stigler