I don't ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot. — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to pierce a Capri Sun with an earthworm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There is something deeply surreal about standing behind a female performer in hotpink peau de soie, a woman whose clitoris and perineum… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
