David Foster Wallace Quote by David Foster Wallace

“other, better, memories: making fried eggs with her dad, turning them over with a large black plastic spatula. “Not so fast, Molly Molasses,” he’d…

— Christina Baker Kline

“Under the twinkling trees was a table covered with Guatemalan fabric, roses in juice jars, wax rose candles from Tijuana and plates of food…

— Francesca Lia Block

“Whose interest does egg freezing serve? The woman's or that of an ambitious, still pretty unforgiving culture that doesn't really ever see childbearing for…

— Randi Hutter Epstein

“If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig…

— Sarah Silverman

“In a frenetic whirlwind we chop and dice and mince, turning anything we can think of into a possible pizza topping, and packing them…

— Stacey Ballis

“The terrible announcement that the baby had been taken in the act of putting a doll’s frying-pan into his mouth, and was more than…

— Charles Dickens

“(Most of these seemingly collected by Keith’s mother: “Some of the pleasantest recollections of my boyhood are of fried jackrabbit, baked jackrabbit, jackrabbit stew,…

— Mary Roach

“In no mood for one of her silly games, I snatched it off her and scanned the page. It turned out to be a…

— Aurelia B. Rowl

“Mrs. Threadgoode pulled something out of the Cracker Jack box and all of a sudden her eyes lit up. “Oh Evelyn, look! Here’s my…

— Fannie Flagg

“It’s just so sensual, watching her crack eggs and beat them up, god, now I sound like a kinky bastard.”

— Megan Keith

“Women used to have time to make mince pies and had to fake orgasms. Now we can manage the orgasms, but we have to…

— Allison Pearson

“Outside the door, a teller with a blue rosette chomps on an apple and asks for my number. She smiles a thank you and…

— Maddie Grigg