If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I was little I always wanted to drive a train. That, and become a baker. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Eight gold medals? If I wanted I could make a movie about me winning nine gold medals. Now that's real power. — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
One time this guy on the street wanted me to give him a medical opinion, because I'm a doctor on TV. I'm… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I don't know why people were so upset with me. Prince got his own symbol. I just wanted to adopt the handicap… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When I was told they wanted the show to be about doctors, I was a bit reluctant to sign on, you know?… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
It's... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I didn't necessarily have a total idea when I was writing the movie of where everything was going. I just wanted to… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker's ass. That's when I realized, 'Hey,… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
Actually when I gave out the script, I gave it with a CD of all the music I wanted to put in… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I remember once I went to go see a movie, and in front of me in line there was a little boy… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I tried it a few times but didn't see the point. I'm Zach Braff. What the fudge do I need a team… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
The thing about hitting kids is, think about if you were doing the same thing to another adult. Hitting your kid is really the… — Zach Braff Copy Share
The greatest charity you can contribute to is yourself. Instead of spending a dollar to help feed hungry children, why not spend that dollar… — Zach Braff Copy Share
When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on it. On… — Zach Braff Copy Share
It was really starting to get pathetic, everyday they would come in looking for one thing or another. 'Zach, can you give me some… — Zach Braff Copy Share
People ask me, 'Did the fame come too fast? Do you ever wish for your old life?' I always tell them that there's nothing… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would… — Zach Braff Copy Share
People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. — Zach Braff Copy Share
When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another… — Zach Braff Copy Share
If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that… — Zach Braff Copy Share
Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and… — Zach Braff Copy Share
I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white? — Zach Braff Copy Share
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