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Love Quotes by Zach Braff

38 Love quotes by Zach Braff

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Zach Braff mixes humor with odd observations about everyday life. He jokes about being a modern Shakespeare for his generation and makes brash claims about vacations and success. Some lines include shocking or crude remarks that contrast with his playful tone.

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I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

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The Jews are just clumsy bakers.

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I never looked at bread the same way again

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I love 'Scrubs.' It's the best day job in the world.

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My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

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It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment

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I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.

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Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

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I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful

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I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

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It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

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I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

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It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

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Its not that I'm in love with myself, I'm just trying to pick up everyone else's slack.

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Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.

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I can't say I agree with something that takes the focus away from me.

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I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar…

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Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out…

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I love music and I love musicians and when I hear something that's great, I always say it's like you go to…

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Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the…

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I came when I was in high school as part of a student exchange program with the Jewish Community Center in New…

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Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.

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I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

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I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.

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Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

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I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.

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The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.

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Hitler was about population control.

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She can't say no if she's unconscious.

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Im just not really attracted to black chicks.

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The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.

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Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.

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It's a give and take relationship with my fans. They give me love and adoration, and I take it from them.

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I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?

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I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.

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I'm not lazy, I drive everywhere myself, the dog could've learned something from me.

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I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up…

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I really do take more vacations than the president. You can quote me on that.

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I never looked at bread the same way again

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?