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Inspirational Quotes by Zach Braff

58 Inspirational quotes by Zach Braff

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I never looked at bread the same way again, showing how a simple food can change perception. He says he isn’t lazy because he drives himself everywhere, even teaching his dog a lesson. He jokes that if God and he were in a cage, God would win because he ‘created’ him.

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I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever

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That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.

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The Jews are just clumsy bakers.

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I never looked at bread the same way again

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My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.

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I mean, what's eleven million people now days?

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It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment

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I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.

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If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it…

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I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful

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I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.

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It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.

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Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me

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I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

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I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?

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What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

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I was originally casted to be in the Superman movie but I read the script and realized that it was mysteriously similar…

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Incognito mode? What do they have to hide? Zach Braff doesn't have anything to hide - Zach Braff lays it all out…

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I've always tried to learn from the greats: Orson Welles, Humphrey Bogart, Ghandi, Buddha, Jesus... it's just that there's this tremendous pressure…

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The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers…

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It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny…

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Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the…

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Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.

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Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.

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Don't get me started on cold toilet seats.

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If I had a billion dollars I would...oh wait...already do.

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Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.

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Yea, he's alright...but he's no Zach Braff.

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Didn't we learn our lesson from Planet of the Apes?

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Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.

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I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.

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I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.

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I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.

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Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.

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I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.

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The easiest way to lose something is to want it too badly.

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Hitler was about population control.

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She can't say no if she's unconscious.

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Im just not really attracted to black chicks.

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It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.

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I wouldn't exactly call it 'Intelligent', but somebody has to be behind designing the human form other than just biological necessity. Why else would…

People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.

When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and…

I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another…

If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.

If I could change anything about Garden State, it would be to cast somebody else for the female lead. Natalie just isn't really that…

Well it's not that I HATE them, but honestly if I saw two homeless people begging for money, one white and one black, and…

I never looked at bread the same way again

I don't belive Oprah's sexual abuse stories, I mean who would take a black girl when there are plenty of white?

Zach Braff Quotes About:

People Quotes 77
Thinking Quotes 51
Ifs Quotes 49
Mean Quotes 39
Knows Quotes 39
Love Quotes 38
Want Quotes 25
Scrubs Quotes 22
Life Quotes 22
Time Quotes 20