I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me. — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially… — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What good would that do? — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me. — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
Sometimes the unexpected does happen. Once, this exquisite woman fell for me. After we made love, she gave me a check for a hundred… — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause. — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
One question on hospital admittance forms really gets me. "Sex: Male or Female?" Do I want to be in a hospital where they can't… — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say. — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once! — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
As a teenager I just wanted to fit in, just to be one of the boys. It was tough. I went to an all… — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.' — Ronnie Shakes Copy Share Image
