Meanwhile someone is shining my head to get it dry to attach my top-hat to my head with toupee tape. I get… — Tituss Burgess Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Poetical taste is the only magician whose wand is not broken. No hand, except its own, can dissolve the fabric of beauty… — Robert Aris Willmott Copy Share Image
But people only die in proper duels, you know, with real wizards. The most you and Malfoy’ll be able to do is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Soft fantasy worlds have a much looser cause-and-effect relationship. Alchemists can turn lead into gold and nobody wonders about how it will… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
Getting the call to be in The Goblet of Fire was like being welcomed into the most exclusive upper circle of some… — David Tennant Copy Share Image
There is no magic wand that can resolve our problems. The solution rests with our work and discipline. — Jose Eduardo Dos Santos Copy Share Image
Neville kicked aside the broken fragments of his own wand as they walked slowly toward the door. "My gran's going do kill… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Music is the elixir of life. It can mimic the heartbeats of our bodies and heal like a magic wand... The resonance… — Walter Mikac Copy Share Image
No mighty king, no ambitious emperor, no pope, or prophet ever dreamt of such an awesome pulpit, so potent a magic wand. — Fred W. Friendly Copy Share Image
You can't wish for more wishes or for vague generalities like happiness that are impossible to grant. Your wish has to be… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Dumbledore was on his feet again, pale as any of the surrounding Inferi, but taller than any too, the fire dancing in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are always coming up to me, thinking I've got some magic wand that can make them a star and I want… — Dr. Dre Copy Share Image
What must strike any intelligent witch or wizard on studying the so-called history of the Elder Wand is that every man who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OH NO YOU DON’T, LADDIE!” Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping down the marble staircase. His wand was out and it… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
...there was another, gorier parturition, when two nations incarnated out of one. A foreigner drew a magic line on a map and… — Rohinton Mistry Copy Share Image
On the other end of the spectrum, we can't use this permission to sometimes say no and use it as a wand… — Lysa TerKeurst Copy Share Image
What a wonderful work Wagner has done for humanity in translating the toil of life into the readable script of music! For… — Richard Wagner Copy Share Image
No waving of enchanted wands but heightened perception. No magic objects, but a transformed and enhanced reality. No spells or chants, but… — Vera Nazarian Copy Share Image
Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
But Dobby shouted, "You shall not harm Harry Potter! ... He got up, face livid, and pulled out his wand, but Dobby… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember every wand I’ve ever sold, Mr. Potter. Every single wand. It so happens that the phoenix whose tail feather is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
