A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don't get it. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
It took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder Sam never smiles. -Pauly D — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or something. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short little meatball, exactly like Snooki. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops, it's not her fault, she just attracts drama. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need a 2-thousand voltage. -Deena — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new roommate. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Seeing Nicole clean is like seeing Mike with a condom. It just doesnt happen. -Vinny — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he knows what… — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you know, just like figure them out, and then do… — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to not sag and the other one is bigger than… — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
