White dude speed' is the kind of quickness that you see from a guy who's trying to beat the 'Do Not Walk' sign across the street. They're moving but not fast enough to scuff their boat shoes. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
I was a broadcast journalism major at the University of Illinois, so there's always part of you that thinks you could, or hopes you could, but it's not like you can just walk in and get a TV job. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Dive bars rely on a steady stream of neighborhood regulars to keep their doors open. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you're in public and standing still, don't take a phone call. It's that simple. All you're doing is holding those around you hostage… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Everybody always wants to make the show 'What's it like to have a beer with that person?' And everyone sucks at making it. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
I remember me and my brother would watch 'Beavis and Butthead' or 'South Park,' but we'd be all secret about it because we didn't… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If there's one thing Eagles and Giants fans can agree on, it's a mutual disdain for Skip Bayless. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Entering a club is an insufferable two-way street and the patrons are just as guilty as the doormen. — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Hot Ones' is a show that takes a celebrity, which by definition is a person whose lifestyle is unattainable, and then 'Hot Ones' takes… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
Title IX is important. Women have made incredible gains in athletics, but does Brittney Griner have a chance in the post against Julius Randle?… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
If you're curious how Lance Armstrong got away with cheating for 15 years or why Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend went unnoticed for five months,… — Sean Evans Copy Share Image
