“The sitting-next-to-me-when-there-are-free-seats part was unaccaptable enough. In this country, we never sit next to each other unless absolutely necessary. In the waiting room, we'll dot ourselves about and always have a chair-sized gap between us. That gap must never be… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
People are obviously going to mention what I look like, but it's a shame it has to be a key part. I can't just… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I have always thought of comedy as an important job and medium, and so I put pressure on myself to do the best I… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I was deeply moved by this, moved by how tremendous it felt to be so simply trusted, and I found myself thinking about the… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“I knew i would step back into having a faith at the centre of my life. I couldn't be bothered to question any more.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
There are some professions that culturally and sociologically take a long time to change, and because of that, there's still sexism in comedy audiences.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I do love to cry. I'll cry at the drop of a hat. I'll cry at your basic television programme, let alone a weepie.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“Time for an exercise, which I shall call 'Say It Out Loud With Miranda'. Please take a moment to sit back, breathe and intone:… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“A PICNIC IS NOT AN ADVENTURE! Excuse me, but at thirty-eight and over six foot, trying to sit cross-legged on the ground to eat… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“The only acceptable hobby, throughout all stages of life, is cookery. As a child: adorable baked items. Twenties: much appreciated spag bol and fry-ups.… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
My whole family is obsessed by brandy butter. And bread sauce. Then, of course, there will be a lot of wind in the afternoon!… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
I suppose you want me to say I'm at parties all the time and am secretly going out with Tom Cruise, but I am… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“Personally, I think on leaving school we aren't prepared to deal with the seriousness the work place presents. Indeed, the formality of the real… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
