Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either. — Love Copy Share Image
Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Valentine's day has been reduced to a marketing gimmick. Buying diamonds for your beloved has no appeal for me. — Shabana Azmi Copy Share Image
“in the afterglow of an evening rain i lay down in the grass and think of you my body aches like an… — Sanober Khan Copy Share Image
If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Something that's of common interest to every man, woman and child on the planet must surely be the notion of 'Peace'. Without… — Annie Lennox Copy Share Image
I've realized that although Valentine's Day can be a cheesy money making stint to most people, it's a day of expressing love… — Reeva Steenkamp Copy Share Image
There were two main points I wanted to get across in Valentine, the first being that yes, Valentine's Day is an arbitrary… — Kina Grannis Copy Share Image
“Today's Valentine's Day. There's a whole day devoted solely to love. Does that make any sense? Nah. Love makes us all crazy.… — Lisa Greenwald Copy Share Image
Open your life wide, and take me in forever. I will never be tired-I will never be noisy when you want to… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
Usually, Valentine's Day comes and goes with just a day or two of news media attention to courtship and marriage. — Stephanie Coontz Copy Share Image
Don't confuse [Father's Day] with Valentine's Day, and here's why. Boy, will you creep him out. I can just tell you from… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Yes, twenty-seven million in slavery is a lot of people, but it is just .0043 percent of the world's population. Yes, $23… — Kevin Bales Copy Share Image
People value Halloween, like Valentine's Day, because they can tell themselves that it's not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to… — Amity Shlaes Copy Share Image
FLOWERS TURNS TO FRUIT.. BUT FRUIT CAN'T TURNS TO FLOWER... JUST THINK.... FRIENDSHIP MAY TURNS TO LOVE.. BUT LOVE CAN'T TURNS TO… — Arindam Copy Share Image
I have never once celebrated a Valentine's Day as a romantic holiday. For me, it's another opportunity to tell my kids or… — Delilah Copy Share Image
My ideal Valentine's Day is spending it with someone you are in love with and for that someone to make you feel… — Candice Swanepoel Copy Share Image
I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade class I… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
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