Valentine Quotes · Page 16

Valentine's Day is much more of a holy day of obligation for a guy in a relationship with a woman, because a…

— Dan Savage

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

— Albert Einstein

I hate Valentine's day. It is a day for nothing but disappointment.

— Larisa Oleynik

“What was that? Valentine's Day? Her heart gave a little skip at the thought, she had never spent it in a romantic…

— E.A. Bucchianeri

Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.

— Anthony Jeselnik

It's a road movie [Valentine]. I mean, yes. We film it here and it takes place from basically Colorado to Louisiana. That's…

— Todd Farmer

I like doing something romantic with a girl on Valentines Day, like making her dinner and keeping it simple. The more quality…

— Spencer Boldman

I liked Jimmy Snuka, Tony Garea, Larry Zbyszko, Bob Backlund, Bruno Sammartino, Chief Strongbow, SD Jones (even though they never let him…

— Bill Burr

And love makes one calmer about many things, and in that way, one is more fit for one's work.

— Vincent Van Gogh

I never knew that I could love someone the way that I love you.

— Ben Rector

Every day is Valentine Day

— Adi Wirawan

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone.

— Susie Bright

Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I.

— David Letterman

“To a man, sex is the ultimate expression of love. It is pure pleasure. But to a woman there exists something greater…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

If my Valentine you won't be, I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree.

— Ernest Hemingway

As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the…

— Judah Friedlander

Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.

— Conan O'Brien

“It was only that night, dreaming forbidden dreams of Laurence and the clear attraction he had already displayed towards her, that the…

— Elaine White

You need eight hugs a day. You'll be happier and the world will be a better place.

— Anonymous

Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes…

— William Shakespeare

For the first time Valentine glanced down at the body of Brother Jeremiah. "I did kill him, and the rest of the…

— Cassandra Clare

Something that's of common interest to every man, woman and child on the planet must surely be the notion of 'Peace'. Without…

— Annie Lennox

“Love conquers all things.”

— Virgil

Valentine cards and birthday wishes? Please...be on another level of planning, of understanding The bond between man and woman and child. The…

— Method Man

Jean Valentine and Jane Cooper were my professors at Sarah Lawrence College - and they were uncompromised in their art. They gave…

— Denise Duhamel