Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A woman may possess the wisdom and chastity of Minerva, and we give no heed to her, if she has a plain… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
It is for no particular item in the tax-bill that I refuse to pay it. I simply wish to refuse allegiance to… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
My fingers traced the melody on an invisible keyboard—my usual way to connect with the music, to feel its emotions on my… — Ella Leya Copy Share Image
Children are not our future, and I can prove it with my usual, flawless logic. Children can't be our future, because by… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
There were times when I could not afford to sacrifice the bloom of the present moment to any work, whether of head… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
In the language of poetry, where every word is weighed, nothing is usual or normal. Not a single stone and not a… — Wislawa Szymborska Copy Share Image
In all big cities the style of life is the same. Same endless array of restaurants; same big museums with the usual… — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
Our sense of safety depends on predictability, so anything living outside the usual rules we suspect to be an outlaw, a ghoul. — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
I see old age not as something to hide from or dread (though there is much to oppose in the usual treatment… — Alix Kates Shulman Copy Share Image
In the dog two conditions were found to produce pathological disturbances by functional interference, namely, an unusually acute clashing of the excitatory… — Ivan Pavlov Copy Share Image
You're an evolving and transforming person, right? And how do we capture that dynamics of sexuality in that complex sense? There may… — Judith Butler Copy Share Image
You've probably all had those kinds of dreams that are like usual life, except that a lot of things are not the… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
If you are going to a destination where the food might be more exotic than usual, always err on the side of… — Stefanie Powers Copy Share Image
Memorial Day will be celebrated ... by the usual betrayal of the dead, by the hypocritical patriotism of the politicians and contractors… — Howard Zinn Copy Share Image
I'm sure there has been something ridiculous [to sign], but nothing springs to mind. You have the usual things like breasts and… — George Wendt Copy Share Image
The problem was the journalists who also did not understand much of my music, but they wrote about it. I think you… — Klaus Schulze Copy Share Image
When it comes to climate change it's all the usual barriers: greed, mendacity, ignorance, short-sightedness and so on, manifest in the extreme… — Dale Jamieson Copy Share Image
I've described my usual writing process as scrambling from peak to peak on inspiration through foggy valleys of despised logic. Inspiration is… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
I wanted to keep things as normal as possible for the trainees, so I led my usual morning class. I called it… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
I would like people to feel that they've understood something more about Siena than the usual Palio as seen by tourists. It… — Cosima Spender Copy Share Image
I went back in British history. Some 204 people died there after a mine collapsed in 1838. In 1866, 361 miners died… — Recep Tayyip Erdogan Copy Share Image
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