My grandmother used to say before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses make sure you're not on about the muck on your own her glasses were filthy — John Hegley Copy Share Image
My grandmother used to say before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses make sure you're not on about the muck on… — John Hegley Copy Share Image
Before you ridicule, remember somebody on a railway platform who seems to be train spotting may actually be writing poetry. — John Hegley Copy Share Image
In the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover. Adam's rib is buried in the garden — John Hegley Copy Share Image
