Filthy Quote by John Hegley

I must admit I like to muck around a bit; I always have.

— Norman Wisdom

I'm not a mushy person at all.

— Carrie Underwood

To think I have spent my life on absolute muck.

— Bertrand Russell

Even though I wear glasses, I'm not just a mousy person who stays in my room - even though I do sometimes stay in…

— Marley Dias

When I do things I shouldn't do, my mother says I need a new pair of glasses -- that I should be be looking…

— Ridley Pearson

When I meet people for the first time, I always put on my glasses because I feel like that's a little something extra between…

— Edwidge Danticat

I have had to come to terms with wearing glasses.

— Lucinda Williams

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get…

— Jim Gaffigan

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

— Adam Sandler

In the '80s, I wore these glasses because I was trying to look like a square to outsmart the po-po, you feel me? It…

— E-40

“Physical imperfections have always offended him, but apparently my bad hygiene wasn't repellent enough. Perhaps Ms. Mues's full-blown adulthood will be.”

— Laura Wiess

“You are like a nearsighted person who can see the cracks in the bowl when she's wearing glasses -- and so chooses not to…

— Joan Wickersham