Ugly Quotes · Page 25

There's a few ugly ones. Carlo is probably the best looking [on chelsea players]

— Frank Lampard

Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.

— Groucho Marx

For every perfect little town, there's something ugly underneath. No dream without the nightmare.

— Blake Crouch

Everyone says I'm so pretty and attractive but am I really? please answer honestly

— Keys

I may be ugly and clumsy, but one thing I'm not, I'm not retarded.

— Maxine Hong Kingston

~I doubt that anybody will make a lovely quote about me... :'(

— Angel_eyes

Don't like me? o fucking well I don't wake up every day to impress your ugly hating ass

— Anonymous

It's no one's fault to be born ugly, but, honestly, must it be worn as a symbol of pride?

— Joan Collins

Wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without…

— William Wycherley

I always believed I was an ugly duckling in a family of swans, you know? I was such a black sheep, and…

— Lindsay Pearce

The one thing ... that is truly ugly is the climate of hate and intimidation, created by a noisy few, which makes…

— Edward Abbey

Ethan Wyeth: I hope you're thirsty." Gideon Wyeth:"Why?" Ethan: "Cause your dumb and ugly, but I can do something about thirsty.

— Orson Scott Card

They say it's worse to be ugly.I think it must only be different. If you're pretty, youare subject to one set of…

— Anonymous

Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are…

— Jennifer Coolidge

On any given day, there's always something I'd rather be doing than facing the ugly, racist underbelly of America.

— Michelle Alexander

I used to do web development. My eyesight deteriorating made me stop. Websites became more about making things look pretty. I could…

— Chris McCausland

Politics has always been ugly to me, and yet I accept that as a fact of life.

— Billy Graham

Don't trust women, my mother said to me. Even the ugly ones will take what you thought was yours.

— Jacqueline Woodson

I was used to being the 'ugly girl' in school. I thought that maybe modeling would make my confidence better.

— Kelly Gale

I wish you were ugly, so I could prove that I dont love you ,for your looks!

— Shubhi Sharma

First day with glasses and I already hate 'em. I was beautiful now I'm just ew. I'm so ugly now.

— Cassandra Marie

Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up. I win!!

— Anonymous

To me, you had to have a least a couple of ugly guys in the band. That's why Saxon was great.

— Paul Gilbert

Have you heard that modesty is an attractive traits? Only to ugly people

— Anonymous

Behind every glorious facade there is always hidden something ugly.

— Stanislaw Lem

I’ve never dreamed of becoming a model. As a child I was bullied and insulted as ugly

— Lara Stone

It takes a long time to make me beautiful, but it goes fast to make me ugly.

— Stellan Skarsgard

“It was ugly, but then ugly objects as a general rule are the bravest.”

— Sheridan Hay

The Simpsons are ugly-looking, and they should be. That's what works. That's one of the things that's funny.

— Seth MacFarlane

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

— Daniel Tosh

You dont deserve me, I'm way too great for your ugly ass!

— Anonymous

Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.

— Jerry Lawler

The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly.

— Jimmy Carr

Campaigns and primaries can get ugly. There are always messy squabbles.

— Joy-Ann Reid

If we could only put God first, maybe this ugly trend could one day be reversed.

— Rebecca St. James

I used to think I was really ugly. People don't ever believe me when I say that, but trust me.

— Taylor Hill

I do not know if she was virtuous, but she was ugly, and with a woman that is half the battle.

— Heinrich Heine

That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...

— Anonymous

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

— Bender (The Cartoon Character

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

— Hussein Nishah