The reason old man use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It's that old women are so very ugly. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
If the street life, not the Whitechapel street life, but that of the common but so-called respectable part of town is in… — Willa Cather Copy Share Image
I've been very fortunate to work for great people - so even when the political process gets ugly, I find inspiration in… — Stephanie Cutter Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
People desire to separate their worlds into polarities of dark and light, ugly and beautiful, good and evil, right and wrong, inside… — Joy Page Copy Share Image
He had a theory, Walt did, that the religious life, and all the agony that goes with it, is just something God… — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
My erotic poetry is not poetry that uses vernacular words. It is a very erotic poetry, but I never use anything, for… — Maria Teresa Horta Copy Share Image
So-called designer bags are useless, and most are also ugly, faddish and overpriced. Pared down and sleek is always best. — Joan Collins Copy Share Image
In our profession if you've got an ugly mark or there's anything that cosmetic surgery can do for you I think it's… — Prunella Scales Copy Share Image
A friend told me the longer you keep Romano cheese, the better it gets. So, I kept it three years. And this… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
And remember, the people that you've seen here tonight are professionals, so please don't try any of this at home, because you… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
...[K]now that however ugly the parts appear the whole remains beautiful. A severed hand Is an ugly thing, and man dissevered from… — Robinson Jeffers Copy Share Image
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“Braith opened her eyes and screamed at what hovered above her, “Gods! Death comes for me!” The horrifying face of death curled… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
I think the Native Americans had the right idea about preserving and respecting the earth. Not just using it up. We are… — John Lurie Copy Share Image
The only lesson to extract from any civil war is that it's pointless and futile and ugly, and that there is nothing… — Anthony Minghella Copy Share Image
As the week's events on reality television demonstrate, there is an ugly underbelly in society only too ready to point the finger… — John Sentamu Copy Share Image
When it comes to melodies, production, and sound in pop music, people try to be formulaic and solely concerned with what's resonant… — Kelela Copy Share Image
I was an ugly child. I got lost on the beach. I asked a cop if he could find my parents. He… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One must love humanity in order to reach out into the unique essence of each individual: no one can be too low… — Georg Buchner Copy Share Image
Real isn't how you are made. It's a thing that happens to you. Sometimes it hurts, but when you are Real you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Corporations take the humanity out of trade - they take the happiness out and replace it with something that is ugly. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
I was always told I was ugly. I still think I am ugly. I know I've got an odd face and you… — Mika Copy Share Image
Brooklyn has a bit of everything - some of the most beautiful things in America, and some of the most wretched, ugly,… — Paul Auster Copy Share Image