Funniest sports Quote by Bum Phillips Download Open image “Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.” — Bum Phillips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funniest sports Goodbye Kissing Sports Ugly
I never thought she'd say goodbye And I'll never understand the reasons why — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because she knows what it's like to live in a world of black, and black, and the tiny bit of white, but when she… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
Maybe because she doesn't try so hard to seduce and impress, I guess that's why some guys fell for her. Because she's so different… — Caroline Dhavernas Copy Share Image
They assume she was once gorgeously beautiful. Because now she looks so—bad. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
~well looks like she fucked big time again... thats why maybe she should just give up and die in your own pool of blood:(… — She's_broken Copy Share Image
I'd rather have preparation than motivation. Everyone likes to play, but no one likes to practice. — Bum Phillips Copy Share Image
Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team. — Bum Phillips Copy Share Image
I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials. — Bum Phillips Copy Share Image
The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right. — Bum Phillips Copy Share Image
Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. (When asked if he noticed how slowly Earl Campbell got up after… — Bum Phillips Copy Share Image
Loyalty, up and down the line. That's one quality an organization must have to be successful. — Bum Phillips Copy Share Image
I don't mind people thinking I'm stupid, but I don't want to give them any proof. — Bum Phillips Copy Share Image
I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule. — Bum Phillips Copy Share Image
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Joe Theismann Copy Share Image
The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major… — Chuck LaMar Copy Share Image
I can dribble with my right hand and I can dribble with my left hand. I'm amphibious. — Charles Shackleford Copy Share Image
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch and one on the throttle. — Bob Varsha Copy Share Image
Yeah, I'm cocky and I am arrogant. But that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person. — Jeremy Roenick Copy Share Image
Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. — Doug Plank Copy Share Image
