My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language." — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to… — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did… — Morey Amsterdam Copy Share Image
