Twitter Quotes · Page 93

She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar.

— Nikhil Saluja

Sometimes people try way too hard to sound clever on Facebook.

— Anonymous

Oh, you're an actor??? Why don't you act like a waiter and get me another beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

When you're trying to bust through the noise on social media, you do have to be overt and loud.

— Shaun King

You Can Tweet That Shit But I Bet When We In School You Won't Repeat That Shit!

— Aeezy

Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life's problems.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is upholding sharia when they ban me for tweeting facts about sharia law.

— Laura Loomer

Instagram: Because even ugly & fat girls wanna feel like models sometimes.

— Nikhil Saluja

Hey guys for daily quotes by me and other famous persons please go like my page on Facebook Samira Quotes @https://www.facebook.com/Samira.Quotes

— Samira Ferreira

Snapchat changed that perception of deleting something as bad. Online, typically you delete something if it's bad or if it's really embarrassing.

— Evan Spiegel

The only time that I really go on Twitter is to promote, because what sucks is there's some weird trolling going around.…

— Michael Pena

“Sometimes you take the long way to get home. & some of the days feel like all this is is the long…

— Anis Mogjani

I tweet in the morning and the evening. To write 12 hours a day, there is a moment when you're really tired.…

— Paulo Coelho

People can live without a Facebook account: my 13-year-old daughter has cancelled her account because it's not cool anymore.

— Michael Birch

I hold Twitter completely responsible for why I always just make deadlines. But at the same time, as someone who spends most…

— Dawn O'Porter

Here's my take on Instagram: It's so ridiculous that people can go on and play characters, and none of it [should be]…

— Nico Tortorella

My social media world is detached from my friendship world. I'll have friends in real life that I don't follow on social…

— Ian Harding

Twitter has already birthed an entire ecosystem of other sites that extend its power or interact with it. But Twitter isn't just…

— Erin McKean

It's funny, now that we have Twitter and Facebook and stuff, you can really see how you affect fans. Before all that,…

— Robert Glasper

I actually love Twitter, but I don't ... I never know what to ... I get a lot of my news from…

— Lee Pace

MARRIAGE, A rite where two people, under the influence most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, are required…

— Nikhil Saluja

If we all went to Google right now, or went to Yelp right now, we'd all get the same results, and that…

— Dennis Crowley

Now we live in a time where the public and the private are completely fused and there isn't such a great distinction.…

— Felicity Jones

I want to tell every fan that I appreciate them with a retweet or reply but I don't want my account to…

— G-Eazy

If your daily twitter mission isn't to get 10 or more unfollows we can't be friends.

— Nikhil Saluja

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell Happened to your bra and panties.

— Nikhil Saluja

The social network is the paradigm of the modern service application.

— Larry Ellison

You may not be a fan of Twitter-fiction. That's okay. There are novels out there for you - big ones.

— Celeste Ng

I think Instagram is great, especially for kids, because you can be anything and still find a role model.

— Amanda Lepore

Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook. Not everyone wants to see you happy.

— Anonymous

I literally should go to a Twitter therapist, just the 10 years of stress and trauma with this company.

— Chris Sacca

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are politicians or celebrities.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.

— Anonymous

Your organization can start tweeting, but that wont change its DNA.

— Gary Hamel

A man might actually brush off vulgar tweets that come to him. Women are likely to be affected by it.

— Chinmayi

“The deep integration of social media and social methodologies into the organization to drive business impact.”

— Charlene Li

We didn’t have Facebook in my day, we had a phone book but you wouldn’t waste an afternoon on it

— Betty White

I tried to be a ski bum when I stepped away from Twitter, and I wasn't a very good skier.

— Evan Williams

It's annoying when people tag my name in their conversation with someone else [on Twitter.]

— Casper Smart

If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed.

— Nikhil Saluja