“Don't let your ego write checks your character can't cash. another from the world of tweets” — Robin Glasser Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like a jail u sit around and waste time write on walls and get poked by people u dont even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies don't ask for much. They just want shoes, diamonds, less work, free money & a perfect man. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Social media is not an end in itself. It's just another tool to reach people. — Simon Mainwaring Copy Share Image
When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can certainly imagine a day where task workers, enterprise workers no longer communicate via email but instead use some social vehicle… — Peter Levine Copy Share Image
I'm disappearing from twitter for a while. Need a break from the bile. Local prejudice just seems to bring out the worst… — Gary Lineker Copy Share Image
Call me old fashioned, but I like hearing viewers' real thoughts, not the ones special interest groups pay them to tweet. — Alisyn Camerota Copy Share Image
Mom:I followed you on Twitter? Me: WHAT TWITTER? *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito* — Jugi Steady Copy Share Image
Life is like Facebook =) People will LIKE your problems & COMMENT on them but no ones gonna solve them because everyone… — Niick Copy Share Image
On Facebook I stick up the odd video, cut and paste the odd blog, but I feel a bit like someone who's… — Cathy Newman Copy Share Image
A lot of young kids like myself use Instagram because it has swag - it's more personal, and your friends generate it. — Theophilus London Copy Share Image
Even if I'm married one day, I don't know if I'd be posting about my husband all over social media. I mean,… — Lainey Wilson Copy Share Image
The place where I think social media fails is in showing the knowledge, the tradition of stitching the clothing, of cutting the… — Giuseppe Zanotti Copy Share Image
If you're a Texas Supreme Court Justice hopscotching across 254 counties, trying to tattoo your name onto the noggins of millions of… — Don Willett Copy Share Image
The great thing about Twitter is, you get a lot back, and I read through a lot, and I want my fans… — Elizabeth Banks Copy Share Image
Social media itself is not protest. To tweet is not to protest physically. To do a Facebook post, and though it's critical… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
Its all about the the worlds fucked up, people are taking us for a joke but youre not going to change the… — Oliver Sykes Copy Share Image
As a writer and sometime activist who needs to promote my books and articles and occasionally rally people to one cause or… — Douglas Rushkoff Copy Share Image
If someone hurts me on social media, I want to tell them that they've hurt me. I believe you should say what… — Ginger Zee Copy Share Image
When I was first writing 'Feed' - which was the first book I published as Mira - I talked about it very… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasn—t hacked, he just really loves penis — Unkown Copy Share Image
I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Even if I look at other people's social media I feel addiction creeping up on me. — Kris Marshall Copy Share Image
Unable to Send Friend Request This person can't accept new friend requests, but you are now following them. — Shalini Copy Share Image
If she's retweeted you twice in one day, she's pictured what your kids would look like. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I tweeted that Tom Brady's politics are 'garbage,' which may have been hyperbolic. — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
Disclaimer : Twitter is purely entertainment...it's not to be taken seriously. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Someone just stopped me to say that he recognized me from twitter and now I'm writing my suicide note. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook makes people who aren't worth two sh!ts feel like a million bucks! — Onyeulo Amarachi Copy Share Image
If Clark Gable had a Facebook page, there would have been a 'Gone with the Wind 2.' — Vin Diesel Copy Share Image
Just to talk a moment about transparency, of course CIA does have a Twitter account. — Gina Haspel Copy Share Image
Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
