Twitter Quotes · Page 92

One of the great mysteries of life is how a man can leave his car keys in the refrigerator.

— Nikhil Saluja

Twitter freaks me out. You have followers? It feels so obsessive and proprietary.

— Mos Def

I was recently designated Tweeter Laureate of Texas, which apparently is a thing.

— Don Willett

A million impressions on a tweet is bigger than some primetime shows on network television.

— Anna Paulina Luna

I usually try not to sound like an idiot but it's really hard because I am an idiot.

— Nikhil Saluja

The thought that so many people get their news from social media really is scary.

— Rush Limbaugh

24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. Rehab is for quitters.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

— Hannah

In some ways, especially with social media, I feel like 'Psych' has found another whole life since it went off the air.

— James Roday

“Why am I not posting anything on social media? Well, it's not because I have something to hide, it's because I have…

— Nabil N. Jamal

YouTube is the vlogs and my life, then Instagram is comedy skits and pictures that I take. Twitter's text, and Instagram Stories…

— Jake Paul

The tools of social networking: These are the digital campfires around which the audience gathers to hear our story.

— Marco Tempest

Social media can be a powerful tool to listen to, engage with and gain access to customers that you would otherwise not…

— Carol Roth

No one cares what you ate for breakfast. Unless it's something really spectacular, don't tweet me your breakfast, I don't care.

— Busy Philipps

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a…

— Nikhil Saluja

The real story of Facebook is just that we've worked so hard for all this time. I mean, the real story is…

— Mark Zuckerberg

This is one of the good parts of being a freelancer - you get to choose the spot you're going to be…

— Aubrey Plaza

Thanks to Twitter, iPads, BlackBerrys, voice-activated in-dash navigation systems, and a hundred other technologies that offer distraction anywhere, anytime, boredom has loosened…

— Walter Kirn

I was saying on the air: "Victorino used the Twitter and he sent a twit to tell the fans he was coming."…

— Vin Scully

I'm also lonely. I'll admit it. I go to Twitter because I'm lonely. I get my coffee in the morning, and I…

— Andie MacDowell

“Economists have another way of measuring the “centrality” of a node in a network: rather than simply counting the number of connections,…

— Tom Wainwright

Despite the constant clamor for attention from the modern world, I do believe we need to procure a psychological space for ourselves.…

— Alan Moore

When I first got started in this whole world of online connecting, we were combating this antiquated stereotype of who used online…

— Whitney Wolfe Herd

Back, you know, a few generations ago, people didn't have a way to share information and express their opinions efficiently to a…

— Mark Zuckerberg

Women are like coconuts. Sometimes you have to hit them really fucking hard before they will spread open.

— Nikhil Saluja

You are the Powerful person only when., your Presence can decrease or increase someones Heartbeat.!!!

— Nikhil Saluja

The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?

— Azgraybebly Joslan

Just because this is a facebook status, doesn't mean you have to like me.

— Anonymous

As we know, one of the dark sides of social media is online harassment.

— Harrison Barnes

“In social media, employees are the channel, not brands.”

— Chris Boudreaux

If there's something tender going on like that, I can't make up a joke and put it on Twitter.

— Lucy Beaumont

I'm not on Twitter, but I am on Instagram and follow Lena Dunham and Usher.

— Michelle Dockery

A tweet in an article can feel more permanent and louder than a tweet on Twitter.

— Jenny Han

If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account.

— Nikhil Saluja

How about this, you remove Funny/Model from your bio and let me be the judge of that.

— Nikhil Saluja

The Imgur community, as a whole, is generally a lot more positive and a lot more funny than other communities.

— Alan Schaaf

“@BaldBryan. This will be especially hilarious in 2021, when Twitter is just a distant memory.”

— Bryan Bishop

You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.

— Unkown

Twitter helped others to see me as a human being. And showed me their humanity, too.

— Megan Phelps-Roper