Twitter Quotes · Page 84

Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid.

— Bill Keller

If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother.

— Nikhil Saluja

I try my best to try to respond to people, especially through Twitter.

— Kat Von D

Am I the only one who thinks it sounds desperate when someones facebook status says something like

— Anonymous

Whenever I get a tweet that's trying to promote a thing someone cares about, I'm like, "how annoying!"

— Phil Elvrum

I Twitter quite a bit, and try to send out some funny stories.

— Lil Jon

I believe in the age of the Internet, Facebook and Twitter, that relationships are everything.

— Tom Peters

Just because we're friends on Facebook , don't mean I'm your FRIEND .

— Janna Marley

“...you are like me, you have more books than you have friends, no matter what Facebook tells you about your social network.”

— Jason Merkoski

I do not Twitter. I don't want to Twitter, and I don't see any point in Twittering. The last thing I want…

— Roy Blount, Jr

I sometimes think of not doing Twitter or Facebook anymore, but that's how people find their favorite bands and comedians.

— Mike Birbiglia

I think, at the end of the day, if voters don't see the substance and the merit of the policies you're advocating,…

— Andrew Scheer

President Obama broke a world record after he reached a million followers on Twitter in just five hours. The only guys not…

— Jimmy Fallon

You know you have nothing to do when you check Facebook every five minutes to see whats going on in someone elses…

— Ritu

Hey everyone, If anyone needs any advice on anything I'm here for for you, Just DM me or mention me on twitter…

— Allie Szczecina

Fan feedback going from a box of letters once every few months to literally tweeting while the show is airing. We are…

— Greg Berlanti

This is my myspace page, It's NOT my real life, or my whole life, There's A LOT you don't know about me,…

— Anonymous

When you watch CNN and they're giving you news based on tweets that people are sending out, you realize that society is…

— Megan Fox

I am not on tumblr. I can barely spell tumblr. However, there does seem to be someone on tumblr (who copied my…

— Misha Collins

Facebook has stitched together your social graph. The idea of an interest graph is to bring together everyone that has shared interests.…

— Bill Gurley

We all suffer from anxiety at one stage or another, we all worry, and we all feel like we're not good enough…

— The Last Skeptik

It doesn't matter if it's social media or radio media or television media - it's all media, and it's all marketing. It's…

— Scott Borchetta

For many people it's Facebook, or sports on TV, whatever it is. I have my own demons that I battle. But whatever…

— Jess Walter

Twitter is the perfect complement to television. TV has always been social. You talk to the person you're sitting next to on…

— Dick Costolo

You can still say whatever you want to say on social media, but you have to be willing to stand by your…

— Candace Owens

Ladies, As long as you're good looking & decent in bed, you can act as crazy as you want. We men won't care.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook tracks & records every site you visit on the Internet while you're logged into Facebook.

— Anonymous

“Will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.”

— Neil Gaiman

After learning about Snapchat Stories, I've become obsessed with Snapchat.

— Justin Kan

I will be the happiest if TikTok is banned. They mock someone like me most on that platform.

— Tamilisai Soundararajan

At the Facebook engineering level are some of the smartest people I've ever worked with.

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

You Tag Me On A Picture Then Later On You Remove Me And Pretend You Got All Those Likes On Your Own

— Sabelo Lan Mashabela

I don't think Twitter is a platform to build your confidence on at all. Not at all.

— Maisie Williams

Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything.

— Teresa Medeiros

Twitter should have RETWEET, & then RE-MOTHERFUCKING-TWEET for that real shit.

— Christian Heggs

That awkward moment when it's Spring Break and you're sitting at home on Twitter.

— Anonymous

'Lord of the Rings' was 2001, 2002, and 2003, but Twitter didn't start until 2007!

— Sean Astin

There's been thousands of very, very funny and also very, very nasty tweets about me.

— James Charles

Who needs to watch the news when you can just check your facebook

— Riley G

You are rich... when you never need more than what you have.

— Nikhil Saluja