Twitter Quotes · Page 85

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— Deon Crockett

Social media is like crack-immediately gratifying and hugely addictive.

— Gary Vaynerchuk

My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds.

— Nikhil Saluja

That's the thing with social media: it's a gift and a curse. It's cool on one level, but it's also bad.

— DJ Premier

I got ninety friends on Facebook, twelve of them are pending, but I got ninety friends. -Ethan Tremblay

— Due Date

I did once have a MySpace site but it was like a badly tended grave.

— Sean Lock

The upside of social media is you can craft how you want people to see you in some way.

— Ian Harding

Hole (noun) : When a mouse laughs at a cat, there is a hole nearby.

— Nikhil Saluja

It's our hope that MySpace Comedy, much like Music and Film before it, will serve as a launch pad for up-and-coming comedians…

— Tom Anderson

I have a love-hate relationship with Facebook. It enables me to talk to readers from all over the world, but it also…

— Pamela Clare

Ladies, If your man is telling, you are so cute & funny, Tell him you are on periods & see the PMS…

— Nikhil Saluja

I've never tweeted. 'Funny or Die' started my Twitter account for me, and so I don't even have the password or anything…

— Tig Notaro

Social media has changed my life, and it taught me that you can make your own path and really find who you…

— Jenny Mollen

“By bringing together people who share interests, no matter their location or time zone, social media has the potential to transform the…

— Marcia Conner

I get messages all the time on Twitter and Instagram from people back home telling me that they have bought a Wolves…

— Raul Jimenez

Social media, for me, is just a thorn in my side. It's painful. For us in crisis, it has totally changed the…

— Judy Smith

One of the big no-nos in cyberspace is that you do not go into a social activity, a chat group or something…

— Judith Martin

“everyone is a narcissist. Our generation grew up thinking that everyone wants us to Tweet them our every thought. We can’t wait…

— Douglas E. Richards

Years ago, it was easier to make new things than it is now. The weight of experience weighs heavily, and the expectations;…

— Rei Kawakubo

I've had tweets questioning whether I really did go to university because surely I would have lost my accent if I did;…

— Steph McGovern

The thing is, I am addicted to social media. I can while away hours scrolling through posts and pictures, wallowing in the…

— Susanna Reid

“Sam Lessin, project manager at Facebook, suggests, “We as a species in the last few decades have gotten three new superpowers. . . . We…

— Craig Detweiler

My friends on Twitter didn't abandon their beliefs or their principles - only their scorn. They channeled their infinitely justifiable offense and…

— Megan Phelps-Roper

I'm not very active on social media. I'm not on Facebook or Twitter or Instagram, or anything like that. But I think…

— Alexander Skarsgard

I'm just amazed at how people talk about how much they shop on TikTok.

— Chloe Fineman

The more you tweet about why your hair color makes you better than others, the more I despise you.

— Anonymous

Social does not just equal Facebook. Social is how people interact anywhere.

— Carol Bartz

Even though God has no twitter & tumblr account. We should follow Him.

— Luphielia

Social sites may ruin your relationship but it also help you in getting new one.

— Nishan Panwar

I enjoy Instagram because it is a visual medium platform, with more photographs.

— Ishaan Khatter

People usually say Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Personally, I find it's in big boobs.

— Nikhil Saluja

Because of all these confession pages, Facebook feels like a goddamn church now.

— Satyajit Chhotaray

Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

— Nikhil Saluja

What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.

— Anonymous

Instagram has become one of my favorite platforms because of its simplicity.

— Amy Jo Martin

Who needs day time tv when you have Facebook there is more drama here then on bold and the beautiful

— Nishan Panwar

I finally found it: Facebook is the family den. Twitter is the shed out back.

— Nikhil Saluja

With Facebook and Twitter, we're all our own little publicists in a way.

— Jess Walter

I make sure to use both Twitter and Facebook a lot which helps me connect to the fans.

— Avicii

Followers means: Fans/Admirer/Kidnaper/Stalker/Killer ..so choose wisely if you want to end up nicely.

— Migzylou