I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm… — Sherry Stringfield Copy Share Image
When I am kicking around show ideas, or really any idea, usually an image comes to me. I don't really start with… — Eric Kripke Copy Share Image
A Polish man in a helicopter. Goes up to 800 feet. Down it comes! What happened? "It got chilly up there, so… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
But after I got them to leave and shut the door and turned off the light it wasn't any good. It was… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I turned off my Google alerts in 2009 as I learnt that following yourself on the Internet very quickly becomes unhealthy. — Marina and the Diamonds Copy Share Image
We know that people are less open in conversations if the other conversant puts a cell phone on the table. Even if… — Douglas Rushkoff Copy Share Image
“i feel like my life is so scattered right now. like it’s all these small pieces of paper and someone’s turned on… — John Green Copy Share Image
I am actually turned off when I look at an account and don’t see any selfies, because I want to know whom… — James Franco Copy Share Image
And when the firemen turned off the hose and were standing in the wet, smoky room, Jim's Aunt, Miss. Prothero, came downstairs… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
There's unconditional love there. You hear that phrase a lot but it's real with me and her [June Carter]. She loves me… — Johnny Cash Copy Share Image
Depression - that limp word for the storm of black panic and half-demented malfunction - had over the years worked itself out… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
I grew up in England and we spent most of the time on Latin and Greek and very little on science, and… — Freeman Dyson Copy Share Image
The way you really find out about the performer's seriousness about the cause is how long they stay with it when the… — Robert Redford Copy Share Image
I think the brain is essentially a computer and consciousness is like a computer program. It will cease to run when the… — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
I don't appreciate it when women - or men - bandy about these stupid stereotypes about feminism that are age-old, and that… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
The more people figure this [liberalism a special kind of stupid] out, the more people that see it and are turned off… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I think as a performer, it can be really great to stand on stage, especially when you have more time, but I… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Essentially, how do you go after [Donald] Trump to have a real shot of taking back control of Congress in 2018? Democrats… — Chuck Todd Copy Share Image
When they turned off, it was still early in the pink and green fields. The fumes of morning, sweet and bitter, sprang… — Eudora Welty Copy Share Image
The only way to be turned off to being famous is to be famous. And I only have like a tiny, tiny… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
The great thing about a name like 'Cougar Town' is that you hear it once and you remember it forever. It's a… — Dan Byrd Copy Share Image
We've turned off all the lights in the living room to make hand shadows. We've got this big flashlight aimed at the… — Sonya Sones Copy Share Image
Liberalism, contrary to popular belief, is facing backward in considering the injustice of its ancestors. Conservatism, contrary to popular belief, is facing… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
Like the kind of voter who has been turned off to [Donald] Trump, who would normally vote Republican in an election like… — Steve Kornacki Copy Share Image
I was so scared about being discovered, but nobody came. Nobody heard. In my own ears, though, my sobs sounded primal and… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
Reagan didn't want to wear his faith on his sleeve in a political way. Reagan thought that was egregious, and he was… — Paul Kengor Copy Share Image
When the song is over, the mikes turned off, the lights dimmed, all the glitter and glamour shed, and I am left… — CeCe Winans Copy Share Image
Can you imagine if everyone on the planet turned off their TV to stop the intake of fear from the news channels… — DJ QBert Copy Share Image
Vengeance is having a videotape planted in your soul that cannot be turned off. It plays the painful scene over and over… — Lewis B. Smedes Copy Share Image
Math just wasn't my favorite. I didn't get how important math is and how it relates to real life. That's why I… — Adam Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Conditional love is love that is turned off and on…Some parents only show their love after a child has done something that… — Louise Hart Copy Share Image
On one occasion, Daniel Day-Lewis, Jeremy Irons and myself were due to appear at the Sarajevo film festival and were turned off… — Vanessa Redgrave Copy Share Image
Me and my friends in high school were the only girls who went to hardcore shows. It was three of us, and… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image