As a member of an escorted tour, you don't even have to know the Matterhorn isn't a tuba. — Temple Fielding Copy Share Image
I play piano and drums very poorly and French horn and tuba all equally as bad. — Wynton Marsalis Copy Share Image
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music. — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
That's a big trunk," James said, as we jammed in the leathery old case that looked so much like the black heart… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
And the people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man's got to have… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Anton brings the camera. I'll bring a tuba, wear black, not shave, and take us to a burned-down Chinese restaurant. (On being… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I played the tuba in high school. I wanted to be a member of the marching band. I thought, what can I… — Patti LuPone Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to hear Beethoven without beautiful bass, the cellos, the tuba. It's very important. Hip-hop has thunderous bass. And so… — Lou Reed Copy Share Image
I tell you, if you're in the front row of the parade and you stop walking, pretty soon you're back in the… — Phil McGraw Copy Share Image
I don't want somebody who writes like me [in my writing staff]. Because I can write like me. I know what I'm… — Tom Fontana Copy Share Image
I play the baritone horn - which is like a mini tuba, and is the least sexy instrument you can choose, and… — Steve Carell Copy Share Image
[Larry Laurenzano] gave me a junior high school saxophone to take to high school, because I was always taking one of our… — Jon Gordon Copy Share Image
I never felt like that in my life. I didn't know human beings played these instruments. I heard them in Chicago and… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
This is an apology letter to the both of us for how long it took me to let things go. It was… — Buddy Wakefield Copy Share Image
I regard the amount of brainpower going into money management as a national scandal. When some idiot would get rich, they'd say,… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image
If colleges wanted to admit only legacies, or only tuba players, or only people who got astonishingly low SAT scores ' to… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Ella's supersonic voice followed her all the way to Bleecker Street and then dissolved amid the noisy profusion of shops, cafes, and… — Francine Pascal Copy Share Image
The Violins waltzed. The Cellos and Basses provided accompaniment. The Violas mourned their fate, while the Concertmaster showed off. The Flutes did… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't play the tuba. The tuba plays me. My tuba is not actually a tuba, because it has never produced a… — David Klass Copy Share Image
Your questions regarding that gentleman are very delicate, very subtle, very much like being smacked in the head with a mallet...it's a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What ideal, immutable Platonic cloud could equal the beauty and perfection of any ordinary everyday cloud floating over, say, Tuba City, Arizona,… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
You start way down on a low B flat on the tuba and you have a chromatic scale; you can match the… — Gerry Mulligan Copy Share Image
![“I don't want somebody who writes like me [in my writing staff]. Because I can write like me. I know what I'm capable of and what my limitations are. If you're going to build an orchestra, you don't want all tubas - you want a violin and you want a cello and you want a drum set.” quote by Tom Fontana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d7e/tom-fontana-87560_because-i-can_i-don-t-want-somebody-who-writes-like-me_421933.jpg)
![“[Larry Laurenzano] gave me a junior high school saxophone to take to high school, because I was always taking one of our school horns home to practice and I couldn't afford to buy one. He gave my friend, Tyrone, a tuba and he gave me a junior high saxophone for each of us to use at Performing Arts…” quote by Jon Gordon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/217/jon-gordon-1655_art_larry-laurenzano-gave-me-a-junior-high-s_1950287.jpg)
