When you're dealing with someone who only has a pair of underpants on, if you take his underpants off, he has nothing… — Arsene Wenger Copy Share Image
My favourite colour is red, but I also like jewel tones and monochrome, while my preferred shapes include A-line skirts and skinny… — Tamzin Merchant Copy Share Image
I never weigh myself. But if I put my trousers on and they don't do up, then I don't eat until I… — Charlie Watts Copy Share Image
Just as we outgrow a pair of trousers, we outgrow acquaintances, libraries, principles, etc., at times before they're worn out and times… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
“The wind blew through the window. The trousers swayed. Doubtless when they were on Mr. Craggs, the trousers looked splendid and went… — Yevgeny Zamyatin Copy Share Image
A fellow once came to me to ask for an appointment as a minister abroad. Finding he could not get that, he… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
There's a portion of the movie where something bad happens to me, and I lose my clothes along the way, so essentially… — Gwyneth Paltrow Copy Share Image
In 1987, I was in Edinburgh doing my first one-man show. I took part in a kickabout with some fellow comedians and… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“I'm a man of a certain age - old enough to have been every kind of fool- and I find to my… — Louis Bayard Copy Share Image
I'm very into the japanese sensibility. Oversize coats and baggy trousers. — Milla Jovovich Copy Share Image
What would we say if men changed the length of their trousers every year? — Nancy Astor Copy Share Image
Eating's going to be a whole new ball game. I may even have to buy a new pair of trousers. — Lester Piggott Copy Share Image
I like to wear a lot of one-tone color outfits - same color trousers, same color shirt. — Theophilus London Copy Share Image
Striped shirts and printed shorts, jeans, and trousers are all items I buy and wear a lot in my private life. — Liu Wen Copy Share Image
Every man has his moral backside which he refrains from showing unless he has to and keeps covered as long as possible… — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
You just don't expect posh girls to grab your tits, call your trousers "too clitty" and use words like "pussy pelmet" but… — Susannah Constantine Copy Share Image
I love leather. I'm very much a leather jacket, leather trousers kind of girl. — Amrita Acharia Copy Share Image
A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
I like cats.... When I meet a cat, I say, "Poor Pussy!" and stoop down and tickle the side of its head;… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
I have white hair now, but a lot of it, and I'm still very glamorous, and so I won't disappoint, I hope!… — Kate O'Mara Copy Share Image
And so my music, it doesn't matter if I did it 20 years ago or if I did it tomorrow. It doesn't… — George Harrison Copy Share Image
I didn't like the way it looked in white trousers, and I couldn't find anything to work underneath them. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
