Troll Quotes · Page 3

“Oh, honey, of course it hurts! Beauty is pain. But you don't want to look like a troll, do you?”

— Libba Bray

I had a confusing relationship with my Barbies, but I love trolls. I tortured my Barbies.

— Anna Kendrick

Trying to earn the respect of a troll is like trying to piss against the wind.

— Anonymous

Everyone wants to look good in photographs, even us trolls who tell jokes.

— Doug Benson

“...little children adore me - I'm a Troll Tamer and they know it!...”

— John Geddes

Trolls simply detest the very sight of dwarves (uncooked).

— Anonymous

I think you would find almost anyone who stands up for their patent rights has been called a patent troll.

— Nathan Myhrvold

“[Rincewind] drew his sword and, with a smooth overarm throw, completely failed to hit the troll.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I remember a time where Trolls were a fictitious monster from fairy tales, not arseholes on the internet looking for attention.”

— Robert O'Sullivan

People who troll are people who need love the most. They namelessly, facelessly bully people because they've probably never been loved. So…

— Ananya Panday

The number one thing is creating this world ["Trolls" ] - what the world is going to look like, feel like and…

— Walt Dohrn

My nickname in college was talentless midget who has a lazy eye is missing teeth resembles a shaved troll doll because I'm…

— Thom Yorke

Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything…

— Dane Cook

Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermione from HarryPotter went alone and got attacked by a troll

— Kayla

I've always loved fairy tales and magic - especially twisting them on their ears and poor trolls have always had such a…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I was working at eBay, so I would just troll the vintage categories, find old amps and what have you. I was…

— Bill Orcutt

I'd finished the first two [books] and they were going to to be published, and [editor] said, "We need you to write…

— Daniel Handler

A police procedural novel can be even funnier if the police include Trolls and Dwarves and things like that. You start looking…

— Terry Pratchett

I'm really bad with trolls because I have a lot of really intense friends who are not necessarily doing things so legally.…

— Margaret Cho

The Librarian considered matters for a while. So…a dwarf and a troll. He preferred both species to humans. For one thing, neither…

— Terry Pratchett

“You want to know a secret?" "Always." "My real name is Dave." "I see." "This doesn't seem to amuse you." "I met…

— Kate Griffin

Some of the fantasy objects arising from cybernetic totalism (like the noosphere, which is a supposed global brain formed by the sum…

— Jaron Lanier

A lot of things, whether it's Brexit, the U.S. election, things that are happening on Facebook Live, the way that Twitter in…

— James Ponsoldt

So this is why I can't agree with "don't feed the trolls." When millionaire celebrity broadcasters and entire publications start trolling, ignoring…

— Caitlin Moran

“Does the troll know he's got his head on back to front?”

— Vivian French

My next climb is going to be a tourist troll in a wheelchair.

— Allen Steck

“He who searches for evil, must first look at his own reflection.”

— Confucious

Don't go see the movies, I'm a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me.

— Jennifer Lawrence

You were safe on a troll. Anyone wanting to mug a troll would have to use a building on a stick.

— Terry Pratchett

“Stay cool is the netiquette rule, if flamed. Responding is for a fool.

— David Chiles

People who troll you want a reaction, and there's no point in doing that. I just try to focus on my football.

— Declan Rice

To live is to war with trolls in heart and woul. To write is to sit in judgement on oneself.

— Henrik Ibsen

We live in a troll world, we live in a Twitter world where these people think they can say whatever they want…

— Belal Muhammad

These internet trolls are cowards who are poisoning our national life. No-one would permit such venom in person, so there should be…

— Chris Grayling

“Tamani?" she asked, even though she knew this was the wrong time. "How is a plant supposed to beat a superstrong troll?”

— Aprilynne Pike

“There were lots of things in this lifetime that I'd doubted, precious little I'd known for sure. But in that moment, I…

— Red Tash

I forgot Dumbledore trashed Hogwarts, refused to resign and ran off to the forest to make speeches to angry trolls.

— J. K. Rowling

I used to collect knick-knacks, like wizards, trolls and little buddhas, and arrange them like precious things on a shelf.

— Ben Whishaw

When I perform, I don’t think about the haters, the Internet trolls, or anyone else. I care about giving the person in…

— Steve Aoki

To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time…

— Jon Cryer