Troll Quotes · Page 2

“Ben Harrison is a dick-faced troll!”

— Garth Stein

I like to think of myself as a virtuous troll.

— Milo Yiannopoulos

To live is to war with trolls.

— Henrik Ibsen

“One troll called me ‘Slutty the bush skankaroo’.”

— Gabrielle Tozer

More than finding out who trolls me, I am interested to know why people troll.

— Shibani Dandekar

I realize I'm not going to meet my man at a club, and that's where I used to troll for men.

— EJ Johnson

“I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.”

— Red Tash

“Once you've been squashed by a giant, a troll doesn't even seem nearly as heavy.”

— Christopher Healy

“In some darkened corner, an evil troll named Karma was rolling on the floor laughing, hysterically.”

— Belle Malory

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

— Jen Kirkman

Trolls are slow in the uptake, and mighty suspicious about anything new to them.

— J. R. R. Tolkien

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

— Charlie Sheen

“Time is an imp—a pesky, little, hellish troll that hastens the clock when I smile but then delays the passing of minutes…

— Richelle E. Goodrich

I had a job as an illustrator, and I wanted to change the direction of my work. I moved to the country,…

— Brian Froud

“Where's my daddy? Is that my daddy? It goes, "I fink, derefore I am. I fink." It is Sergeant Detritus the troll!…

— Terry Pratchett

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.…

— Charlie Sheen

My feet are like something from another age - prehistoric and troll-like. I keep expecting them to talk, they have that much…

— Sally Hawkins

Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and…

— Kim Harrison

“I am not,' he said, 'having that lummock-de-troll glunching about this place! Trod on all my tomatoes, he did, last year.”

— Diana Wynne Jones

I put my filter on, though, and I only see things people I follow [on Twitter] write now. So, I don't even…

— Jen Kirkman

There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that…

— Jon Cryer

Great engines crawled across the field; and in the midst was a huge ram, great as a forest-tree a hundred feet in…

— Anonymous

The troll inside my head is much more vicious than the trolls I get online. When I was depressed and my brain…

— Bryan Johnson

If you're making yourself vulnerable in your writing, then they know where to hurt you, which is extra fun. I had to…

— Lindy West

Anyway, now she thinks of Estha and Rahel as Them, because, separately, the two of them are no longer what They were…

— Arundhati Roy

I could never write about strange kingdoms. I could never do Harry Potter or anything like that. Even when I did science-fiction,…

— Richard Matheson

Miss Granger, you foolish girl, how could you think of tackling a mountain troll on your own? Five points will be taken…

— Anonymous

You could kind of be free and expressive but you already knew when you joined the internet, you knew that you should…

— Ramesh Srinivasan

“I’ll be a troll’s new testicle, I still can’t believe it.”

— Nicholas Eames

Donald's Trump entire campaign is a self-troll. It's very meta.

— Chrissy Teigen

A troll's life is a no-physical-contact existence. You will die alone, as you die daily, online.

— Greg Gutfeld

The ego is that ugly little troll that lives underneath the bridge between your mind and your heart.

— Gael Greene

Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.

— Anonymous

No one can ruin shows, but Internet trolls sure can make things miserable.

— Kevin Biegel

“The Troll was well over seven feet tall, and smelled of body odour and Germolene.”

— Andrew Barrett

I don't really troll the Internet; I'm not young enough.

— Allison Jones

To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never even seen me guard a bridge, is patently unfair.

— Tina Fey

To live is - to war with trolls In the holds of the heart and mind

— Henrik Ibsen

“You look like a troll doll, a fucking demented troll doll.”

— Audrey Bell

We actually talked about Adam Sandler during the creation of 'Trolls,' because he does know how to time jokes.

— Walt Dohrn