“But if I have to deal with another stupid elf and their mystic crap I swear I'm going to shoot them all in their stupid inbred hick faces and burn their trailer park down.” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“- Don't get high and mighty with me with what you think you can do. - Remember that time I destroyed linear time? -Well...” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Aspiring authors, get this through your head. Cover art serves one purpose, and one purpose only, to get potential customers interested long enough to… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“I’d tell you to be careful, but I know you’ve got eyes in the back of your head.” “Tried that once. Too disorienting.” “You’re… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“The Healing spells on his chest were certainly earning their keep tonight. Sullivan got to his feet. The lack of noise from the courtyard… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Their patch was a molecule with fangs under the words exite! chemicus sum! Which was Latin for, Back off, man! I'm a scientist!” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Personally, that would strike me as kind of weird, except I’m talking to Frankenstein’s monster who was just dismantled by my werewolf boss before… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“Last time MCB was out here was when a hard rain revealed one of their experiments. A deer was exposed to it and grew… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“There are three kinds of people in the world: people who can't believe anything, suckers who believe everything, and a few of us who… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“I think that the law isn’t about words on paper. It’s about doing what’s right,” — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
“they will reflexively demand that somebody do something. The worst among us always see this as an opportunity for political gain. The facts don’t… — Larry Correia Copy Share Image
